"Sometimes, the most terrible things lead to the best things" - me
On a fateful Friday, it was movie day. The principal has mandated every class to have a movie today due to the school reaching their fundraising goal. You could feel the excitement of my class while we waited in suspense for the movie. We were so excited for it, unknowing of the terrible film to come. Then, disaster struck. Netflix has been blocked from the school network, so we couldn't watch any high quality films. There was still hope though, as at least we could watch a nice indie film on Youtube. The teacher finally found a film for us to watch: this disgusting pile of garbage. The teacher had extreme anger issues, so she couldn't let us watch anytthing else. If we asked the teacher "Excuse me miss but can we please watch something else instead? This film looks a bit too low budget" she'd immediately yell out "WE ARE WATCHING SANTA STOLE OR DOG OR WE ARE WATCHING NOTHING" at the top of her lungs. I still had hope. As the movie started and progressed, I realized. This movie was terrible. NONSENSICAL EVENTS, EVERYONE EXCEPT SANTA HAVING GARBAGE ACTING, AND OH THE CGI WAS GOD AWFUL, UGH!
I ONCE SAW AN AD FROM 2007 OR SMTH THAT LOOKED EXTREMELY LOW BUDGET WITH A VOICER WITH THE THICKEST OF THE THICK INDIAN ACCENT EVER, AND THEY HAD BETTER CGI! 10 YEARS AGO IN SOME EXTREMELY LOW QUALITY AD WITH A ANIMATION MODEL RIPPED FROM SOME FREE MODEL WEBSITE HAD ANIMATION HAD CGI BETTER THAN THIS!!! Everyone but one of thr students was on their computers playing video games. But I had an idea. So i booted up my PC, went on Tubi, and found the PERFECT FILM! Watched it with my friend who sat next to me, best movie day of my life. Both of our computers which were right next to eachother were synced to the exact same moment. Something absolutely terrible can truly lead to something great. (also ironically our teacher thought this film was good since it was below PG but the film me and my friend watched on tubi was R Rated)
So, moral of the story, DONT watch this film unless you want to waste your time or you want to use the P A I N of watching this film as motivation to find something good to watch while this is playing.
