Nowhere, Michigan

2017
1h 35m

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David (Tequan Richmond) is fleeing from a murder, a pair of deadly con-men, and is inadvertently toting a bag full of crystal meth and cash with him. On the run, he ends up in a small, froze... Read allDavid (Tequan Richmond) is fleeing from a murder, a pair of deadly con-men, and is inadvertently toting a bag full of crystal meth and cash with him. On the run, he ends up in a small, frozen, nowhere town in the heart of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.David (Tequan Richmond) is fleeing from a murder, a pair of deadly con-men, and is inadvertently toting a bag full of crystal meth and cash with him. On the run, he ends up in a small, frozen, nowhere town in the heart of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

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3mcjensen-05924

Pointlessly Idiotic

Welcome to a movie where every character is woefully miscast. The accents and mannerisms of the locals are overdone, absurd and insulting. Add an annoying soundtrack and those stupid split screen scenes I never saw the point of and you have a mess of a movie you'll be lucky to get halfway through. Main character is an LL Cool J wannabe who has the white girls throwing themselves at him. The villains are so badly portrayed you wish you could slap them through the screen. It amazes me when things this horrendous actually survive editing and make it to a wide audience. The writers owe every viewer an apology and a refund where applicable.

1kateling

Waste

I didn't make it twenty minutes into this movie. The main character was dreadful and the plot uninteresting. The waitress in the diner sounded like she took a wrong turn from Fargo.

6ffweir

Two Leads Good

The two leads were very good. Lead villain pretty hammy honestly. I started to fast forward when he came on. Very annoying. I've visited several times and live near Ann Arbor and no one that I know of in the Upper Peninsula speaks like a character in "Fargo"! Thought some of the script also was too derivative of "Fargo." But not bad overall and fun to see Michigan scenery. It was clever to have a black kid from downstate in the Upper Peninsula. Definitely would stand out. But a smart college kid would know about things like ice fishing I think!

10oaklandreviews

Pure Michigan Cheese

This is a must watch if you are from Michigan...They cover almost every Michigan euphemism....need security cameras installed? (Duct tape, that's a Detroit install)....pasty's....people in small towns in Michigan....small towns in Michigan in general.....the acting is especially bad by one of the bad guys, so bad it becomes it's own cheese....really, if you are from Michigan or have spent a lot of time in Michigan you will probably enjoy this in some way

6schematicmusicsection

Decent

This movie was advertised in our local paper, so we decided to check it out. The story is a little bare, and missing thrills. There's a lot of Fargo influence for the villains, and the Michigan accents are leaning more towards Minnesota or Canada. The character motivations are somewhat murky, and that can make this story a little difficult to get invested in, but it has its moments.

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When the Raymond character identifies himself as "Agent Holden Caulfield," he is wearing a hat (which he took from one of his dead victims) similar to the hat the character from the novel "Catcher in the Rye" is described as wearing.