- [first lines]
- Pinhead: [as he holds and solves the Lament Configuration] Obsolete. Irrelevant in an age when desire has become amplified but where lust can be sated electronically. We need something more than just a wooden box.
- [the box opens]
- The Auditor: There is a mechanism. The house is ready. We can adapt.
- Pinhead: Technology may have advanced, but sin remains unchanged. Pure. Greed. Lust. Lies. Betrayal.
- The Auditor: This new millennium hurtles forward. Faith is lost. Mankind have become a vacuum without morality. So many souls seeking new and darker experiences. Degradation upon degradation, sin after sin.
- Pinhead: So then those are the souls we shall seek out first.
- Jophiel: There will be retaliation. You will suffer.
- Pinhead: Suffer? Me? How dare you use such a word. You know nothing of suffering. I exist only to share its meaning. Sin and suffering are my dominion. Perhaps it's time you learned a little of the matters you seek to manage.
- [Chains come out of the wall to brutally incapacitate Jophiel]
- Jophiel: What are you doing? Do you know who I am?
- Pinhead: I care not. Irony. Are you the way?
- Jophiel: Do your worst. You forget my first task for Him. The order has already been sanctioned.
- Pinhead: Look at me. I'm all you know. Forged in agony and pain. I welcome an eternity of anguish.
- Jophiel: So, "Pinhead"...
- [laughs]
- Pinhead: Here endeth the lesson.
- Jophiel: Jesus wept!
- [Torn apart by the chains]
- The Auditor: [to Watkins] Please. Let's save ourselves the time and you the considerable pain by answering the questions honestly. Clearly this is a place where the rules of your world do not apply. And obviously, I'm a man for whom pain is nothing more than a common currency.
- [pulls out a straight razor]
- The Auditor: I will spend some on you... if you like.
- The Auditor: [to Sean] You have been found guilty by the jury. You will be taken to be cleaned... again. And then to the Surgeon.
- Sean Carter: Not me!
- [Pinhead pushes the Auditor out of the way to study Sean]
- Pinhead: The pages of your audit were so rancid with the sickly essence of your guilt, they made even the Assessor choke. When the Surgeon and the Butcher are finished with you, you will be reborn into an eternity of agony.
- David Carter: What the fuck is going on?
- Pinhead: Silence! Your pitiful adultery is beneath me. Bow your head to the catalog of filth your brother has created.
- [a wall opens and Pinhead summons chains that drag David and Alison into Hell]
- Pinhead: Amateurs. But still, we will afford them an experience beyond the limits in your name.