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Michael Paré, Toni Hudson, John Henry Richardson, Jolie Ledford, and Walker Mintz in Nessie & Me (2016)

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Nessie & Me

12 reviews
2/10

Just terrible

Very awkward effects, angles, acting, and dialogue. Why is this on amazon prime? I understand that they're low on content, but don't just pad it with this garbage.

I haven't seen the whole movie. I watched maybe the first 15 minutes with my family, but it was so thoroughly embarrassing to watch that I left.

Do not watch this movie. There is nothing worthwhile here. It feels cheap and has nothing to say. Just an awful movie.
  • seymourpantaloons
  • Apr 16, 2021
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2/10

So, so bad.

  • tdufresne-57046
  • Sep 3, 2023
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2/10

So bad it's good?

Idk where to start, the acting was pretty bad and the movie felt like a poorly shot student film. A couple of the actresses looked as if they'd be more comfortable acting on The Hub than in this children's movie? Maybe worth watching for a laugh but don't take it seriously.
  • greglee-02697
  • Jan 12, 2021
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1/10

Pass

I've never written a review for a movie, but I felt I needed to spare people from the pain of this movie. We also got this from the library. It's really bad. The acting is awful. The "nessie" storyline isnt really the main focus. There's just one odd scene after another. A guy on the golf course was hitting people in the head with golfballs for fun. Then a woman walks up to him very inappropriately dressed for a kids movie. The dynamic between the male and females throughout the movie isn't great. The women are scantily dressed and the men make inappropriate remarks and jestures, constantly objectifying them. There is a scene when the old captian tells the boy not to tell his parents about their relationship. What kind of messages are they trying to send in this "G" rated film. I could go on and on, but it's not worth your time and neither is this movie. The movie case said "The most entertaing movie of the year!" Ha...in what universe? Spare yourself agony. It's completely lacking in good quality content, values and storyline.
  • drussell-10437
  • Nov 17, 2018
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Since when was Nessie American?

My 4 year old picked this at the library, I have to be honest I've not sat down and watched it all the way through, and neither has he but what I have seen has been pure utter guff! First off as far as I can tell there is absolutely no reference to Scotland, are you just claiming Nessie as yours now America?! In the words of William Wallace " Bolt ya mad rockets!"
  • lynsey-409-248968
  • Aug 5, 2018
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1/10

Good God

My four year old wanted to see this film. Read the other reviews. They are 100% accurate. There's no point me writing the same. As an adult u may find this amusing if you're drunk. But it's not for children.
  • badgerspreferchief02
  • Nov 20, 2019
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1/10

dont waste your time

  • luise_middleton
  • Oct 8, 2021
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1/10

Pointless!! waste of time!!

I dont know where to start..was this really a 7+ movie? I had to justify the women's skimpy outfits to my 5 and 7 year olds. And the way the boys were hitting in the girls i mean who shows that stuff in a kids movie!! Honestly it was sick!!
  • wahidmaryam
  • Mar 22, 2021
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1/10

So bad it's good

  • everyeats
  • Feb 24, 2020
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1/10

Awful! It could have been so good!

Quite poorly acted and unfortunately the women in the movie were portrayed quite ridiculously. Not appropriate or interesting for children...or adults for that matter.
  • chirojk-57168
  • Jun 26, 2021
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7/10

I don't know why but I liked it

Nessie really didn't have anything to do with the movie, it was kind of like two movies in one, to be honest. I thought the guy who played Larry did a decent job acting as did some of the kids. It's odd that someone wrote a review complaining that America stole the Loch Ness monster when in the film it mentions the Loch Ness monster as a different animal. Part of the fun for me watching this was trying to figure out why I was still watching it and hoping that at some point the story line would all come together...neither of those things happened. I have loved movies my entire life, half a century now, and some times you just need to watch a ridiculous movie when you have had a bad day. Also, never trust a review! Lol.
  • sarejina
  • Mar 31, 2021
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7/10

I mean.... It's.... Ya

My kid liked it. Cute story. Worm girl was hot. People need chill with the negative comments, it obviously was not going to be a blockbuster movie, someone had an idea and went thru with it, congrats to them for being able to make their movie.
  • madeincanada-08745
  • Feb 13, 2021
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