Bigfoot Vs. Zombies

Definitely lacking the charm and charisma that made Sharkenstein a instant cult classic. Love the familiar faces he casts though. I expect he has some huge Poloniaverse going on and all his movies are linked..

OMG you have to be kidding me!!!!!!!!!!

So is this HAS to be a school project, right??

Seems there is close to ZERO budget, and has the same people (can't call them actors) from the other horrible movies these guys make.

I mean, the zombies are wearing typical Halloween costume masks you can get from Walmart!!!!!!

And OMG again... that Bigfoot costume!!!! And Bigfoot is about the same height as the other actors... he clearly is NO Bigfoot... more like SMALLFOOT!!!

If you wanna sit there and laugh at how HORRIBLE a movie can be, this is a good choice.... DO NOT pay to rent this.... find it online for FREE... you will thank me later.

Hahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahhah.

Another Polonia film that fails to make it. Amateurish make up and oh lord the bigfoot costume! The film does have a plot. The best performance by far was the white flatbed truck that moved effortlessly over the fields. Nudity would have helped. Seriously, several large, exposed breasts and maybe some butt shots could turn this into a three star. I will continue going through the Polonia cinema library (On second thought lets call it a movie library for this is not cinema) in search of some sort of explanation on how these movies get financed. Could this be a plot by a foreign enemy to bring down the Western culture? As for the winner in the contest of Bigfoot vs. The Zombies? YOU have to watch it to find out.

Bigfoot Vs. Zombies (2016)

** (out of 4)

Scientists working on a body farm and curious why a few of their "examples" have disappeared. At first they think it's a bear or something but soon they realize that the chemical injected into the bodies are making them return to life. All is okay though because Bigfoot comes out of the woods to help destroy the zombies.

Look, if you're watching a no budget film called BIGFOOT VS. ZOMBIES then you should know what you're getting yourself into. If you're expecting some sort of high art then I'd recommend you go watch CITIZEN KANE if you haven't already. If you've seen that then perhaps Bergman's SCENES FROM A MARRIAGE will suit you. If you're a fan of low-budget non-sense that isn't meant to be taken serious then you might get a few laughs out of this film.

Again, this film wasn't made to be some sort of Oscar-winning classic. I must admit that I enjoyed the film for what it was. When I say there was no budget here it's the truth because the zombies aren't even done with make-up. Instead the zombies are simply actors in Halloween masks and there's no attempt to make them look real. The Bigfoot costume is something they obviously got at a Halloween store and it too looks 100% fake but I'd take this over those horrid CGI Bigfoots that we've seen on several SyFy movies.

The performances are pretty much what you'd expect but I must say that they at least made the characters mildly amusing. Director Mark Polonia thankfully did what he could with his budget and he wasn't trying to pretend that he had money that he didn't really have. I hate low-budget movies that try to accomplish something more than what they can deliver and it usually leads to something lacking. BIGFOOT VS. ZOMBIES had very little money but at least they delivered something mildly entertaining and goofy fun.