Quotes

Super Android 13 Abridged

Dr. Gero: Do not activate Android 16, he's not appropriately programmed.
Android 17: And how many of us are? "Howdy folks, I'm Android 13, look at my trucker hat!"
Dr. Gero: I was going through a phase!

Android 17: Are you an Android? Holy shit, you're an Android, how did you even do that?
Dr. Gero: I took my brain out and put it into this body!
Android 18: ...How?

Trunks: I'll admit, after everything that's happened, I'm a little bit worried I'm responsible for these events...

Trunks: I have had it with these monkey-fighting androids in this Monday-to-Friday timeline!

Android 18: Did you build a ginger Android? Man, there's a Solus machine joke there, but that's beneath me.
Trunks: Wait, what?
Vegeta: So I'm sure that's THREE Androids you've missed? Do I hear four?
Trunks: No, no, no, no, no!

Vegeta: [to Trunks] You are just the Grand Central Station of disappointment, aren't you?

Vegeta: For thousands of years I have laid dormant, who has disturbed my...
Goku: Hey, best buddy!
Vegeta: ...Oh, it's you. Explain, idiot.
Trunks: No, no, no...
Goku: We found three more Androids!
Trunks: DA-HA-MIT!
Vegeta: Three whole Androids, huh, pretty sure that makes eight. Never letting the boy live this one down...

Cell (Fetus): I'm sure by now you're more than familiar with my father, Dr Gero!
Piccolo: Oh, goddamit...

Android 18: Wait a sec, you built another Android?
Android 17: Wait wait wait, was it that fat clown thing? I thought that was a joke!
Android 18: Well, clearly it was. It's dead.

Trunks: [sees Dr Gero] What is that?
Piccolo: That's the Android.
Trunks: No, it's not.
Piccolo: Yes, it is.
Trunks: No, it's not!
Dr. Gero: Yes, I am!
Trunks: You stay out of this!
Tien: Wait, so you're saying that that's not the Android that kills us?
Trunks: No... I don't even...
Krillin: But you said two Androids, right?
Tien: And we've been fighting two.
Trunks: Yes, I said two, but that's not one of them!
Vegeta: Why didn't you tell us what they looked like then?
Trunks: I only ever met the two!
Vegeta: Well look at that, so did we! You fucking failure!
Trunks: Hold on a second!
Vegeta: You told us: two Androids, May 12th, 10 AM, South City!
Trunks: Well, five miles off, but...
Vegeta: And what happens? We waste our time on the wrong fucking Androids!
Trunks: Look, I was only ten months old at the time!
Vegeta: How about next time you come back to give someone a heads up, you give them a goddamn photo!

Trunks: [sees Android 19's head] Oh my god, Chiaotzu's dead! And he really let himself go!... And he's an Android... That's not Chiaotzu. Oh, crabbaskets.

Piccolo: Is it over?
Vegeta: Not 'til the fish jumps.
[Piccolo clears his throat. Vegeta clears his]
Piccolo: So... what were you doing in the Arctic?
Vegeta: What were YOU doing in the Arctic?
Piccolo: I don't have a place to live. What's your excuse?
Vegeta: Look, green man, if you must know, I was just trying to find a place where I can be alone for a little bit and have some "me time". Turns out the Arctic wasn't the best solution.
Piccolo: Yeah, it would, uh, seem that way.
Vegeta: Yeah. Yeah, it would.
Piccolo: So what do you do for fu-
[a fish jumps out of the water]
Fish: Fin!
[Title card saying "Fin" shows up]
Piccolo: Oh, I get it.
Vegeta: It's 'cause he's a fish.

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