- Steak Guy: You see, the body is like a special house, with blood, hair, and organs in the different rooms.
- [Points to the basement]
- Steak Guy: Oh, look! There's Mr. Bladder in the basement.
- Duck Guy: What?
- Steak Guy: Now, food comes in through the chimney- mouth- and goes from room to room, greeting the different organs.
- Yellow Guy: Hello!
- Steak Guy: Now, the good, healthy food is very nice and polite to the organs, and so is invited to stay for a party!
- Steak Guy, Spinach Can: Yay!
- Steak Guy: Now the bad, not healthy foods are very rude and must leave through the cat flap!
- [a burger is ejected out of the model house and lands in a trash can]
- Spinach Can: Rude!
- Duck Guy: That doesn't make sense!
- Spinach Can: [Cutting Duck Guy off] Doo doo doo doo doo!
- Steak Guy, Spinach Can: Doo doo doo doo doo! Do it healthy.
- [the phone on the model house rings]
- Spinach Can: How about some onion paste? It looks like blood, have a taste!
- [She spoon-feeds it to Yellow Guy]
- Yellow Guy: Eugh!
- Steak Guy: That wasn't onion paste! You shouldn't eat food from a stranger's plate.
- ["A stranger's plate" echoes in the background as Yellow Guy stares into the spaghetti in front of him]
- Duck Guy: Hello?
- Spinach Can: What's that? A tasty snack! You don't want to go and eat a snack like that!
- [Duck Guy is revealed to be holding a sub like a telephone]
- Steak Guy: Greedy to eat all that! You'll end up with your gums all grey!
- [He shows Duck Guy his reflection in the underside of a spoon. His gums are all greyed out]
- Duck Guy: But something's... wrong!
- Spinach Can: Exactly! How do we know which ones are the healthy foods to eat?
- Steak Guy: Well, that's easy! The food groups can easily be sorted using the health shape. Choosing normal, plain-looking foods such as bread, cream, white sauce, and aspic will keep the body ticking over just nicely.
- [He pours cream into his model body]
- Steak Guy: Isn't that right?
- Model body: [Satisfied grunt]
- Duck Guy: I need to go...
- Spinach Can: But wait! What's this?
- [Holds up a bowl of fruit salad]
- Steak Guy: Fancy, show-offy foods like cooked meats, fruit salad, soil foods, and yolk!
- Spinach Can: Augh!
- Steak Guy: These foods will clog up the body with unnecessary detail.
- [He knocks his model body onto the floor]
- Steak Guy: Oh look! It's all broken and on the floor.
- [He stomps on the remains of the model body]
- Model body: [Dissatisfied gargling]
- Fridge: Everything tastes great! Maybe we should wait...
- Duck Guy: [Pushes the fridge's hand off him] No!
- Fridge: Before we put it on the plate...
- Duck Guy: Enough!
- Fridge: Or it could be too late!
- Duck Guy: I DON'T EVEN WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE!
- [He knocks over the camera]
- Spinach Can: What's that? A tasty snack! You don't want to go and eat a snack like that.
- Steak Guy: Greedy to eat all that! You'll end up with your teeth all grey.
- Spinach Can: Doo doo doo doo doo!
- Spinach Can, Steak Guy: Doo doo doo doo doo! Do it healthy.