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After sharing a secret about himself, Hunter brings a group of friends from NYC back to his family farm for a weekend break. They quickly learn that secrets can be deadly as they are stalked... Read allAfter sharing a secret about himself, Hunter brings a group of friends from NYC back to his family farm for a weekend break. They quickly learn that secrets can be deadly as they are stalked by a twisted and disturbed beast, Pitchfork.After sharing a secret about himself, Hunter brings a group of friends from NYC back to his family farm for a weekend break. They quickly learn that secrets can be deadly as they are stalked by a twisted and disturbed beast, Pitchfork.
- Awards
- 8 wins total
Brian Michael Raetz
- Hunter Killian
- (as Brian Raetz)
Lindsey Dresbach
- Clare
- (as Lindsey Nicole)
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This POS movie was like if S Club 7 tried to make a horror movie. It was awful. The acting. The script. The cinematography. Hackneyed doesn't begin to cover it. Nothing about it made sense. Trite clichés abound. Avoid at all costs. Not even worth a "so bad its good" watch. Burn all the copies. Purge it from history. What more can be said about something which is in equal parts insulting, dumb, poorly crafted, idiotic, illogical, clichéd, boring and s**t.
My god, how many goddamn spotlights does one farmer have strewn around his property. Shining into the goddamn camera.
The barn dance scene was where I knew I had made a huge huge mistake.
I get it, you are from New York. That van made me angry. It was like someone who has never seen a movie decided to make a movie. AVOID.
My god, how many goddamn spotlights does one farmer have strewn around his property. Shining into the goddamn camera.
The barn dance scene was where I knew I had made a huge huge mistake.
I get it, you are from New York. That van made me angry. It was like someone who has never seen a movie decided to make a movie. AVOID.
When you look at the trailer for this movie, and see the notation on this page, we are to believe this is a good horror movie. I mean it won seven awards, right? Don't be fooled. Poor writing. Terrible acting.
Buried somewhere in this pile of garbage is an interesting idea, or at least the idea to start a new form of killer. But it is so poorly written, acted, and executed - there is virtually nothing redeeming about it.
We decided to give it a chance, and boy what a waste of time and money.
Terrible. Absolutely cringe worthy.
Avoid at all costs.
Buried somewhere in this pile of garbage is an interesting idea, or at least the idea to start a new form of killer. But it is so poorly written, acted, and executed - there is virtually nothing redeeming about it.
We decided to give it a chance, and boy what a waste of time and money.
Terrible. Absolutely cringe worthy.
Avoid at all costs.
Diet Freddy Krueger, on a tight to zero budget, gets horny and goes all Country-twang on a bunch of terrible, loathsome actors, in a horrible film with its forced plot, transition delays, faux pas reviews and lazy to extremely lethargic direction; executed poorly with a single Sony a7 camera. I guess the cast volunteered, hence we have the "Mother" hamming it all the way, towards the end.
Stay far away.
Don't get me wrong, but the acting was so bad, it seemed the cast was administered enemata before the takes and asked to hold it before they said something stupid like: "Wait a minute, what do you mean by blood?". And the film felt like director Glenn Douglas Packard shot the whole thing cleaning up after the bunch of morons couldn't 'hold it' any longer.
Stay far away.
Don't get me wrong, but the acting was so bad, it seemed the cast was administered enemata before the takes and asked to hold it before they said something stupid like: "Wait a minute, what do you mean by blood?". And the film felt like director Glenn Douglas Packard shot the whole thing cleaning up after the bunch of morons couldn't 'hold it' any longer.
Saw this on a dvd. The trailer was good n i was in the mood to check out some slasher film. What a rubbish n awful film this turned out to b. There were sufficient reviews on imdb warning not to see this trash but sometimes u jus dont wanna listen to good advise.
The films opening scene was beautifully shot, the farms, the lush greens n those isolated houses. That was one of its good thing from its total two.
We get to see a very young girl, a calvin klein model with her dog in the middle of nowhere rural side doing only the director knows what.
Later v get to c a group of youngsters who all r visiting the farmhouse of their friend. Lots of hot babes but zero nudity. A sex scene without any nudity, another sex scene without anybody, jus a wagon moving.
A small girl knows how to fire a gun, she knows how to tame horses n she can even do psychotherapy with the killer but she is scared of the bogeyman from the closets n under the bed.
A benchmark for any good slasher is some good slashings, brutality, nudity, scream queen n a decent killer.
All these r missing in this trash film. Forget about the character development, the killings r offscreen n boring, there is absolutely zero suspense n tension. The killer looked like a cartoon.
Killing somebody by mistake cos of sudden pop up during hiding or chase scene is been done umpteenth number of times.
The ending was kinda meh n one can easily guess. The phrase, out of the frying pan into the fire has been done so many times.
The old creepy guys acting n his hand scene were good. This is the second good thing in the film.
No explanation of any kind regarding the pitchfork. Mayb i didn't follow cos i forwarded some scenes to finish it.
When writing a review I do try and start off with a good point if there is one: the good point about this movie is...you can turn it off and throw the DVD in the bin and prevent yourself from ever subjecting your mind to anything as awful again.
The lighting was awful, I mean really bad. You can even see lights and reflectors being moved during a shot.
The direction is non-existent. That can be the only explanation for such dire non-acting. Not one single one of the cast has any saving graces.
The editing is slapdash and random, but then that fits perfectly in with the story and everything else about this movie.
The acting is...missing! no-one acts, I could never validate their efforts by saying that they acted badly, because that's at least acting, which is more than the cast do.
It's way less horrific than a visit from the mother in law. Seriously, don't waste your time.
The lighting was awful, I mean really bad. You can even see lights and reflectors being moved during a shot.
The direction is non-existent. That can be the only explanation for such dire non-acting. Not one single one of the cast has any saving graces.
The editing is slapdash and random, but then that fits perfectly in with the story and everything else about this movie.
The acting is...missing! no-one acts, I could never validate their efforts by saying that they acted badly, because that's at least acting, which is more than the cast do.
It's way less horrific than a visit from the mother in law. Seriously, don't waste your time.
Did you know
- TriviaThe filming took place where the director grew up as a child, on Packard Farms in Clare, Michigan.
- SoundtracksHoney, I'm Good
Written by Andy Grammar, Nolan Sipe
Performed by Andy Grammar
- How long is Pitchfork?Powered by Alexa
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- Budget
- $250,000 (estimated)
- Runtime1 hour 34 minutes
- Color
- Aspect ratio
- 2.35 : 1
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