- Marion: Matthew, today was a good day for you as a parent. You keep all these little victories like you had today in a little box inside you. They'll be your most prized possessions.
- Marion: What would I look like goin' home before I know that you are capable of taking care of my newborn grandchild?
- Matt Logelin: How are you ever gonna know if you don't let me do it?
- Mike: [on video call with Matt] Welcome to not knowing the right thing to do. That's a dad speciality.
- Matt Logelin: What is it that a woman has that a man doesn't?
- Howard: Patience. Emotional vulnerability. Uh, breasts.
- Matt Logelin: Some men have breasts.
- Howard: I'm gonna let that go 'coz you're grieving.
- Liz Logelin: You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
- Marion: You can catch even more with a flyswatter.
- Howard: This is a place of business, right? It's not a place of babies. In here, I'm kinda... I'm the designated asshole.