3-Headed Shark Attack

A giant mutated three headed shark is roaming the ocean and eating people. Porn star Jazy Berlin is the first vicitm and the shark got angry after chewing on her silicone breasts.

However despite the size of the shark and its three heads, people just keep going into the water especially now the shark is after a cruise ship to devour.

Asylum have managed to produce a decent CGI shark. The story is drab.

Graphics are pretty bad!!! If it wasn't for Karrueche I wouldn't have finished the movie. I DID NOT LIKE IT AT ALL!!! I am a little embarrassed for her honestly. I love her as a person but she just cannot act. Seriously. This is not a movie I would recommend to ANYONE. Not only is Karrueches acting very fake so are the other unprofessional actors. This is one of those movies you kinda just wonder how they were funded for this. & if they even made money off of this. Karrueche definitely Needs some more acting skills. You need to go to sleep? This is just the prefect sale. I believe It could have been down a lot more my prices.

A crystal clear example of how not to make a movie and a proof they all chose a wrong job

3 HEADED SHARK ATTACK is unsurprisingly a follow-up to 2-HEADED SHARK ATTACK. It's another monster flick from The Asylum, in which an unlikely creation goes after a group of partygoers and various assorted individuals off the coast of Florida.

You know the score by now if you're familiar with The Asylum's work: this is a so-bad-it's-good piece of film-making cheese, loaded with unashamed dodgy special effects, lashings of bloodshed, and almost constant eye candy. The scenarios and situations are ripped off from various movies, including PIRANHA 3D, but nonetheless I found myself enjoying it. The film provides a near-constant stream of shark attack scenes with plenty of goofy acting to applaud.

This is a step up from the previous movie and one of the most fun films from The Asylum that I've yet watched. They even have Danny Trejo making an extended cameo in a spin on his character from MACHETE. Really, though, it's all about the likes of Dawn Hamil and Brianna Ferris parading around in their form-fitting bikinis to titillate male viewers, and some better than average CGI effects used to animate the three-headed shark. Normal cinema-goers will hate this film, but B-movie fans should get a kick or two (or three!) out of it.

Now I have not watched the first one yet (which has a two headed shark), but I can imagine how ... crazy it must be. This can be taken as an example of how not to do certain things ... in editing for example. The reaction shots to things happening are awful ... you could argue that the actors are not up for it, but maybe it is not their fault.

Anyway, Trejo gives it his all, when he can be seen, there was no nudity (which is surprising considering this would be a selling point, not that it would make the movie "better", but there was also an Axe scene that Sharknado probably is jealous of ... not that they were able to milk much out of it (again reaction shots ;) ) ... anyway, I've seen worse movies .. I'm guessing the sequels might get in that list if I ever see them.