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Richard Tyson, Vernon Wells, and Titus Paar in The Perfect Weapon (2016)

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The Perfect Weapon

37 reviews
3/10

bland, stale and boring

I admire them for making this science fiction without aliens or robots but this is like a watered down version of a Hitman agent 47 video game character movies. I probably know one persons name. However what keeps this from being a 1 star is the odd shot or two with really good looking visuals of the city and i'm not talking about those poor looking videos on the screens. Those get funnier every day. This isn't the worst movie Steven has been in as there is somewhat of a plot to follow though I only know one persons name when this finished.

However this movie is bland, stale and boring. feel they should have spent more time making Steven into a villain that we hate. The last fight scene if I can even call it that was just lazy. The movie is just forgetful. Other than a few boring shootings and all. I question why Steven Seagal even signed up for it. Thankfully this is one movie I'm glad he's not in the entire movie as he pops up from time to time. I almost want to give it a 4 star for the ending but the hitman is WAY too boring and is just there if that makes any sense. They might as well have made the movie first person.
  • talllwoood13
  • Mar 18, 2021
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3/10

Terrible. Just terrible

This is a class B movie that is awful. The acting is awful. The action scenes are the only thing that kept me watching and they were terrible. I have seen many a movie that should have never been made or released. This is another of those movies. Who has the money to throw away and finance this junk. The plot stinks. The actors need help. I almost quit watching but my curiosity of how bad this movie could be took over. Most days I would have given up on it. Not much here and anyone who watches this movie will be disappointed. How many times can you kill or torture this guy? It's one of those Segal movies that just doesn't belong on TV or anywhere else.
  • bowlcoach-11358
  • Jun 5, 2023
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4/10

Nothing is what it seems

  • nogodnomasters
  • Sep 25, 2017
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1/10

Cinematic Equivalent of Malware/Viruses

No danger of any accidental spoilers here....this absolute rubbish so called movie is a spoiler from start to finish.

The most absurd part of it is that the actors seem to be reading from cue cards and are operating under some strange rule that says that they must all speak at the same speed..ie.. so many words per minute.

As for story/plot/directing/dialogue etc....the kindest thing I can do is to make no comment.

Steven Segal made some decent movies in his early days....then disappeared from the scene only to re-emerge and pollute our screens with incredible rubbish. Additionally this self professed health fanatic returned as an obese man just to add insult to injury. Obviously he decided that there are enough gullible cinema goers out there to enable him to simply take their money, by pumping out the worst garbage possible, every chance he gets. There really should be some kind of law protecting the public from this kind of abuse.

Additionally, I think that these so called movies are Segals only chance to get his hands on young vulnerable women in naked and semi-naked states without the risk of being arrested.

Having said all that.....I strongly recommend that you get hold of a free copy of this so called movie (do not spend any money) and pass it along to as many people as possible with the condition that they also pass it on to as many people as possible. That way....having watched it, people will never again run the risk of watching another Segal movie which may have the same effect as antivirus/antimalware software, and prevent the release of any more of this rubbish
  • kmichaelpm
  • Sep 20, 2016
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1/10

Wrong title...

The correct title of this movie should actually be called "The Perfect Turd". Movie is so bad its just plain wrong. Sensei Seagal is back playing the same character we've seen for 35 years. Movie was so bad I need a shower just to wash the stank off. Just utter garbage that should have never been made. Dont bother with this one folks as it perhaps is the worst film Sensei has ever been in. Ug
  • brett-76260
  • Dec 1, 2020
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1/10

A New Low in Filmmaking

  • lavatch
  • Mar 26, 2017
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1/10

The complete opposite of perfect

Steven Seagal has done some good, or at least watchable, films. Particularly 'Under Siege'. He has also done a lot of mediocre and less films, indicative of laziness and that Seagal was well past his sell by date, and a good deal of them are even very bad.

'The Perfect Weapon' is one of the very bad ones, though not 'Contract to Kill' awful, almost anything is better than that. It is not quite one of Seagal's worst, but that's hardly an endorsement and there is nothing redeeming here. Did not expect much, but watched it because Seagal has shown signs that he can be halfway decent and as said not all his films are bad. Also do appreciate the action genre and there are good films out there in the genre, classics even. 'The Perfect Weapon' is far from that, more closer to a waste of time that shows little signs of trying.

Seagal himself, in a role that is much shorter than is advertised (what is it with all this misleading marketing?), gives yet another lazy and wooden performance that shows that he was not interested and wanted to be somewhere else. His reading-from-an-autocue-like and robotic line delivery in particular betrays that. The rest of the cast are just as poor though in all fairness have little to work with and over-compensate.

The characters are ones we know very little about and don't care what happens to happen, so unengaging and one-dimensional they are. The dialogue is risible, with a lot of cheesiness, awkwardness and far too much talk delivered with little emotion or momentum and bordering on the near-incomprehensible.

Its excessively talky nature affects severely the pacing, which never comes to life. There is no urgency, let alone tension, intrigue or suspense. The action doesn't feature enough in comparison and suffer from pedestrian choreography and laughably bad editing. The story is by-the-numbers, dull and not always easy to follow.

Direction is flat and ill-at ease, while the sound/soundtrack are one-note and obvious as well as poorly recorded and the whole film looks cheap. And it's not just the editing, the slapdash effects and drab photography also.

At the end of the day, terrible in every way. 1/10 Bethany Cox
  • TheLittleSongbird
  • Sep 19, 2018
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1/10

Incoherent, underacted and generally awful

The acting in this is truly terrible, it goes back to the style of those cookie cutter direct to video productions of the 80's. Under or over emotion in all the wrong places.

This has Steven Segal all over it, poor plot line, pacing all over the place and B grade to bone. Do not go here, you will actually be a worse human at the end of this.

This is supposed to be post-government lockdown - quest for rebellion thing but it just doesn't gel at all. Writing problems in the script which led to character development problems and a basket case of a movie.
  • dmstokes73
  • Nov 10, 2016
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1/10

Perfect Crap!!!

  • zardoz-13
  • Dec 14, 2016
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2/10

Voice Coaching by Steven Segal...

Really, really bad action movie, with even worse writing. Plot holes and nonsense throughout the movie. The story touched on a very good point in the beginning about, how regardless of politics, power corrupts told in an Orwellian fashion. The rest of the writing is cliché laden garbage so I have no belief that the writers even know that they had actually touched on a good point in the beginning. On a side note this is the worst "movie" assassin I think has ever been penned to paper, really you are going to go back to your home after escaping? Every actor spoke at the same speed with no emotion, it almost felt like Steven Segal was their voice coach. I struggled hard to find something about this movie that was redeemable but I found myself dreading having to watch the inevitable "boss" battle between the main character and Steven Segal's character at least it was brief. The ending, so painfully obvious from the horrible character development, I sat there waiting for the multiple double crosses. I wish I could send the studio a bill for my time watching this movie. The reviewer that called this movie malware or a virus was very accurate. There were so many executive producers I felt like they had to beg a lot of people for the money just to make this movie.
  • vindalootiger
  • Jul 19, 2017
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10/10

Really cool 90's throwback action movie that fits Seagal!!!

I watched the movie yesterday and I thought it was great. What's wrong with all the haters! Respect for Titus Paar and what he accomplished with almost no budget. He made an awesome movie that has everything. Great story, cool action, cool actors and it felt as a throwback to the old action/sf movies. I really hope he gets to work with Seagal (or other action stars like Van Damme, Lundgren because I like them also) again, because he did a great job and knows how to shoot action. A refreshing role for Seagal and one of his best movies in years (although not a full Seagal movie). This role also fits Seagal and his age. Cool movie!!
  • marcodekkers-80679
  • Dec 27, 2016
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6/10

Killing Machine

The year is 2029. After a war, The Director (Steven Seagal) rules The State by permanent observation of everyone. The killer Condor (Johnny Messner) fulfils his latest mission to eliminate a politician opposing the Director. However, he lets one female witness get away, ignoring his usual instruction to leave no witnesses alive. Since the death of his wife Nina (Sasha Jackson), the killer struggles with his emotions and becomes unpredictable. The Controller (Richard Tyson) thinks that Condor needs re-programming to become an effective killing machine again. Condor escapes before his brain-washing and finds his wife alive and well. Together, they begin a fight against the rule of the Director.

This could have been an interesting movie with a better lead actor (Messner is a poor man's Vin Diesel here), three times the budget and a reworked script (it holds some real surprises, but some dialogues made me cringe). The colourful scenery of a future America with Asian influence reminded me of 'Blade Runner'. Although 'Perfect Weapon' has a couple of good moments, there are too many lows along the way. For probably the first time in a decade, Seagal gets a different role than the usual retired CIA agent - but that's not enough to save an ambitious, yet unconvincing sci-fi flick.
  • unbrokenmetal
  • May 20, 2017
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4/10

Seagal drops the fists to "direct" the hit men.

My quick rating - 3,9/10. All I could think of watching this was "I saw the movie Hit-man". Well, if you have seen that, then you get the plot of this movie. Just a lesser version of it. Problem with this movie, somehow no one ever gets hit amongst thousands of rounds of bullets shot. Only time someone gets hit is with a single shot basically point blank range. Aside from the A-team-ish shootouts, there is Mr. Seagal. It is very strange, yet nice to say he may have started to realize his fighting days are over. He just uses his screen presence in this film. No fighting. I will admit, he worked well as the head guy. I won't say more since that would be spoiler territory. Unfortunately this alone could not save an obvious plot (if you don't guess the twist, you are new to the cinema) and very poor acting. Enjoy only if you want to, you will be fine since it is short.
  • jackmeat
  • Sep 19, 2016
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3/10

Surely, Seagal Can Not Get Lazier, Sillier Or Sleazier Than He Is Here

I just watched The Perfect Weapon (2016)

The Hitman meets Blade Runner, think it sounds promising?? You'd be wrong! Johnny Mesner is no Timothy Olyphant and Steven Seagal is well, Seagal!!

The guy is so lazy here, he gives an aikido lesson sitting down!! Yep. Sitting down (he sits behind desks and tables in a lot of his later movies) then, there's the funny flashback of a young Seagal who is played by a stunt double with his face hidden in the shadows while he kicks someone's ass. God forbid he'd have to stand up for anything. As usual, we even him in a bed with a naked Asain chick too. In this one, he again faces off against the hero, and just to placate Seagal's ego, we see he's a much better fighter than the man we've been calling a "killing machine" for the entire movie. He literally kicks the ever loving out of Messner, who doesn't land a successful punch or kick on Seagal. He's just extra creepy here too, for this Zoner, he seems to be playing himself. He also has a brief monologue while massaging a naked lady to add to his creepyness.

The only thing worth mentioning is Richard Tyson (Kindergarten Cop) and Vernon Wells (commando) pop up and DAMN.... Sasha Jackson is hot!! Seriously check her out.

This had the potential to be good, but it's just dull Once you have seen Seagal on giant video screens talking to the city, you think you have seen it all!! Then comes the ending!! Just WOW!! I am assuming it was meant to set up a sequel that never came.

I gave it 3 stars one for its effects, which are pretty decent for a dtv Seagal flick, one of the stunning Sasha Jackson and one for the novelty of seeing 2 Arnold Schwarzenegger bad guys in one movie
  • slightlymad22
  • Nov 21, 2019
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1/10

This Movie is just Terrible

I am not going to go into how bad this movie is - I see others on this page have done an excellent job of describing that. I just wanted to add my voice to theirs. It's such a shame. Since Above the Law, I was a BIG Fan of SS. But since his direct-to-video movies of late, the quality has gone down and down and down. This movie is awful. I really hope he stops making movies like this. And Johnny Messner, don't get my started with that guy. The last movie (and only, so I will give him the benefit of the doubt) I saw him in was Weaponized, and he was terrible in that as well. Not a great actor, at least so far.

I really feel bad for anyone who bought this movie. If you can, try to get your money back.
  • Wavester
  • Dec 21, 2017
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4/10

"Be sure to bring a smile to work today."

  • classicsoncall
  • Jul 18, 2017
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3/10

perfect weapon

I love Steven Seagal movies, I am a fan of his too for decades but this movie was terrible, the futurist movies I hate and Steven plus took a back seat in it. Oh please Steven do not make another one. Plus to me he should have been the main person. I had to keep hitting fast forward in it to find him, until I just about got to the end. And there he was, just like special opt sniper that was bad too, he was hardly ever seen. And when get a Steven Seagal movie I want to see Steven, main person not in the background like some extra, as he was in these two movies. I do hope he makes no more of these kind ever again. Be in the front always and forever in your movies
  • shahueyou
  • Jan 1, 2017
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4/10

Oh the twists

First off, this movie is awful, it has very few redeeming qualities. Segal has a really weird creepy role where he touches some poor girl and then shows people he knows basic martial arts. The end of the movie however, makes this an amazingly awful movie. It has twists, like 7 in a row. Who knew a movie with almost no plot could have so many twists. I both hated and loved this trash bag. Worth a good laugh.
  • bearsss
  • Jan 29, 2018
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4/10

Nu Image style actionsploitation trash done in 2016 with a quarter of a budget of it's 90's peers.

  • daniel-mannouch
  • Sep 10, 2019
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4/10

amateur movie

This is one of worse or more amateur movie with Seagal and that main actor, can't remember his name. I liked few things like falling in love, having sex, torture, and lesson not to trust anybody including women. Also good weapons, environment, and traditions like using swords and talking about life. But I did not like seeing Seagal more, because he is the best actor here, and everything looks fake, and too dark. Also unsolved at the end and too negative, random, and not completely clear.
  • NijazBaBs
  • Dec 18, 2021
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10/10

Genius

I really do not understand why people rate it so low. Actually I would give it 11. I watch movies quite often both in cinema and at home. This is one very unusual, very good movie, produced with extraordinary deep thought and mind. The film has a genius plot and many very clever ideas behind it. Every minute something clever happens. It is very close to reality. This particular film is also very beautiful, great operator work and very nice music. There are multiple realistic and sad ideas which are portrayed in a genius fashion: (1) liar politics (2) fake love and how a man can be manipulated by a woman in modern world (3) a future without freedom (4) the power of thought and dreams (5) how people get deceived by feelings and ambiguity of this situation ...and many other ideas.
  • vladimir8
  • Aug 8, 2017
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6/10

Seagal tries a new genre

I couldn't stay from watching this flick due to Mr. Seagal in sci-fi genre and I really enjoyed it for some reasons. I like the visual performance of it - it's a new look for Seagal movie and it's with no doubt stylish and fresh. I like the characters and how they were played - what is rare as we are judging directly to video production - I didn't notice any that was odd or stupid but all the characters were well written and played. That of course was a nice surprise and that is a sign of solid production. Every sustainable character was in its place and actors did really fit. I ask everybody here not to judge The Perfect weapon in terms of A-list movies because of inappropriate levels of budgets, promotion, stuff etc. But in a raw of directly to video movies its really decent piece of art that makes a better impression IMHO than preliminary waiting. An effect was multiplied keeping in mind Steven's recent outcomes that were fairly blamed and crashed by fans. I would say comparing to Sniper: special ops, The Asian connection, Code of honor this flick is a really masterpiece (once again tribute to its budget, short shooting period and young director who makes his first steps in action genre). I base my statement on my personal impression during watching it. I mean that during watching ordinary directly to video you decrease the scale of your inner critic to accept the faults every time you suffer from some trademark lacks in professionalism that are usual things for this type of flicks. You just say to yourself: "Oh my Lord, they made that crappy stunt, doubling, editing, dialogue once again. When they stop treat us like that?" Rings the bell, guys? Thats why I rate The Perfect weapon high because I didn't feel like that during all the showtime. So my congratulations and many thanks to T. Paar and the crew who made a really entertaining flick with no excuses to the limits. Really good start in Hollywood for director. As for Steven's performance I truly believe that it was his best cameo after his appearance in Machete. Just watch his scenes with no prejudice, he really looks naturally and dedicated to his character. We got used to the opposite for the last time and that was young man - Mr.Paar who inspired Steven and offered him the role that fit his physical and mental personality very well so personally I could enjoy his short but decent appearance. Best regards!
  • cheikine
  • Apr 7, 2017
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4/10

For a Steven Seagal movie, it's okay.

  • aequanimis
  • Aug 9, 2021
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1/10

Really, this should be called, "The Perfect Turd."

The short bio on the film makes it sound interesting but it just is a confused mess that seems to be made to display needless violence that does not help the plot. Also, as with almost all his films, it is written to that Seagal's ego is catered to instead of helping craft a strong storyline.
  • jaxphotocat
  • Apr 17, 2022
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1/10

A Steven Seagal Stinkfest

  • stanrogersmith
  • Jun 26, 2017
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