Scared Topless

The title made a pretty false claim. Not one person in this film was topless from fear. In the end, I still have my shirt on and I'm very disappointed. However, there is a twist at the end worth sticking around for. 1 star for that and the other 2 for the soundtrack. Howard Blueberry, please name your films more aptly in the future.

Jim Wynorski used to be famous for making softcore porn and fun T&A adventures back in the 80's and 90's. I dont know if he lost his talent, or just stopped caring, but this movie is awful. Its basically an edited down porno. Theres no real plot and the acting is not funny-bad like in proper softcore pornos. The women here are all regular porn stars and they dont know how to do anything except lay on a bed and fake pleasure. Its a waste of time even if you normally like this sort of thing.

If you're really bored and need entertaining, watch a regular porn movie and then go find one of Wynorskis better films from the mid-90's.

Awesome movie with a good director and the actors were very helpful to attract people who were watching it to want to watch the film from beginning till end. Every scene was very watchable from beginning till end. The end of each scenes the actors would look at the camera, making you think you could act with them.

This is my first review but i had to write one in hopes people stay away from this garbage. This movie is awful. I expected a cheesy horror comedy, but instead it's basically a porno with horror elements, and some plot just because why not.

This film is an odd duck. I wanted a giggle or two. I put this film on and was surprised to find it was a soft porn film.

There were some laughs to be had. The acting was about as good as I have ever seen in an adult film The music was genius - any track with the lyric "hump me - squeeze my boobies" is pretty special.

The Story deals with a group of students who visit a haunted house and have lots of fairly tame and 4th wall breaking bored sex.

Lets talk about these students. I know Students have a reputation for being poor, but these guys can barely afford clothes. They seem to have been struggling to pass their course though because some of them are in their late 30s poor things.

I don't have a lot of experience with this genre of films but the performers did an amazing job of not exposing even a wrinkle of genital. Honestly, it was amazing. Perhaps a nod of recognition to the director of photography, the director and the editor might be appropriate but I suspect they are one and the same person.

compliments are also due to whoever does the performers skincare products because they are all perfect and flawless.