Scumbag (2017)

Quotes

Scumbag

Christine: I'm not crying. I'm just watering my face.

Hardcore: Every New Year, I tell myself this year's going to suck just like it did last year and I'm never disappointed.

Cornelius: I saw a psychic once. He said I had a black aura, was afraid to talk to me and gave me my money back.

Elmo: Look, I don't know you. I don't care who you are. Disappear Scumbag.

Phil: The murderers, the pedophiles, the drug-dealers... I don't think I'm cut out for a day job.

Ryan: You and I, we're scumbags, toner pirates. Those guys are full on criminals.

Brian: What kind of Ferrari do you want? Me, I want a nice gray one. No need to be too flashy.

Phil: I need a real priest. One that doesn't even jerk off.

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