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Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle for their lives against a horde of hungry vampires.Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle for their lives against a horde of hungry vampires.Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle for their lives against a horde of hungry vampires.
- Awards
- 12 wins & 5 nominations total
Dan De Luca
- Luca
- (as Dan DeLuca)
Patrick Boyer
- Vampire
- (as Patrick W. Boyer Jr.)
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I did not have high hopes for this but it turned out to be a lot of fun
don't get me wrong this is cheap pulp but the producers did a good job with their limited funds.
the acting was not too bad and over all there was a fun vibe about the movie
but please do not expect anything special
ok to watch with a few beers and no expectations.
No redeeming social value - check. Gratuitous nudity - check. Way too much blood - check. Acting - passable. Comedy is hard, and these guys try and mostly succeed. Definitely worth a brain off, beer in hand watch. When I saw the IMDB score it was 5.3. Way too low. If you're a reviewer that likes overly long French dramas, you'll hate it.
The comedy-horror sub-genre is quite a hard one to execute successfully, usually the comedy lessens the horror or vice-versa and the film winds up being neither one thing nor the other. The Night Watchmen is another in this line of movies but it is definitely one which succeeds better than most. Set in an office building in Baltimore, a coffin containing the body of a famous clown who died while on tour in Romania is wrongly left on the premises. Before long, the corpse is revealed as a powerful vampire and soon many people fall victim to both him and his minions. Its left to the inept security guards to save the day.
There's no question that this one works much better as a comedy than as a horror. Which kind of explains why it begins very strongly but fades a bit in the second half. The reason being that, as is often the way in these types of movies, the action ramps up in the latter half with more emphasis on the horror elements. But it was the character interactions that impressed me most, with a lot of good comic acting from the cast and a lot of funny dialogue. Much of the humour is genuinely laugh-out-loud, even if they did overplay the fart joke somewhat! The cast work very well together and understand the comic material very well, there are no name actors here except for James Remar of Warriors (1979) fame, who plays a slightly sleazy office worker. From the horror side of the fence this one has zombie-like vampires and an evil clown, so it's a bit of a selection box. It does ultimately boil down to a group of people trapped in a building fighting back against hordes of monsters which isn't the most interesting or original set-up, however, I would say that this one is still well worth catching on account of its comic interplay and sense of mischief.
There's no question that this one works much better as a comedy than as a horror. Which kind of explains why it begins very strongly but fades a bit in the second half. The reason being that, as is often the way in these types of movies, the action ramps up in the latter half with more emphasis on the horror elements. But it was the character interactions that impressed me most, with a lot of good comic acting from the cast and a lot of funny dialogue. Much of the humour is genuinely laugh-out-loud, even if they did overplay the fart joke somewhat! The cast work very well together and understand the comic material very well, there are no name actors here except for James Remar of Warriors (1979) fame, who plays a slightly sleazy office worker. From the horror side of the fence this one has zombie-like vampires and an evil clown, so it's a bit of a selection box. It does ultimately boil down to a group of people trapped in a building fighting back against hordes of monsters which isn't the most interesting or original set-up, however, I would say that this one is still well worth catching on account of its comic interplay and sense of mischief.
Comedy and horror blend together really well and here is yet another example of this.
Telling the story of a group of office workers & security guards who are the last survivors of a vampire outbreak in their building.
Starring James Remar & Tiffany Shepis truth is they are little more than cameo appearances and likely added to give the movie a bit of star power.
With fantastic one liners, high production values and a competent cast this really caught me by surprise and is a really good effort.
The film has some really great writing, memorable vampire clowns and roaring potential for an entire franchise, I walked away from this very pleased.
It's not flawless but is a damn fine effort regardless, we need more of this and less of The Conjuring/Insidious nonsense.
The Good:
Tiffany Shepis
James Remar
Looks great
The Bad:
Lacks closure
One sfx looks pretty bad
Things I Learnt From This Movie:
1980's montage scenes are still awesome
A sure fire way to identify a vampire is by their inability to dance
Necrophilia is when one person makes sweet love to someone else. The someone else is just dead though
Giving a vampire the munchies doesn't sound like a good idea to me
Telling the story of a group of office workers & security guards who are the last survivors of a vampire outbreak in their building.
Starring James Remar & Tiffany Shepis truth is they are little more than cameo appearances and likely added to give the movie a bit of star power.
With fantastic one liners, high production values and a competent cast this really caught me by surprise and is a really good effort.
The film has some really great writing, memorable vampire clowns and roaring potential for an entire franchise, I walked away from this very pleased.
It's not flawless but is a damn fine effort regardless, we need more of this and less of The Conjuring/Insidious nonsense.
The Good:
Tiffany Shepis
James Remar
Looks great
The Bad:
Lacks closure
One sfx looks pretty bad
Things I Learnt From This Movie:
1980's montage scenes are still awesome
A sure fire way to identify a vampire is by their inability to dance
Necrophilia is when one person makes sweet love to someone else. The someone else is just dead though
Giving a vampire the munchies doesn't sound like a good idea to me
Saturday afternoon and not feeling my best. Wanted a fun movie that I didn't have to use any brain cells on. This fit the bill perfectly! Campy fun, not to be taken seriously. It's low budget but production values were pretty good. Acting was decent and the story, well it's just a misfits vs vampires story so not much to elaborate on there. As a comedy it did it's job, it entertained me for an hour and a half and made me laugh a few times. Every movie doesn't need to be a thought provoking cinematic masterpiece. And all movies shouldn't be compared to those that are. Sometimes one and done and thanks for the laughs is all that's needed.
Did you know
- TriviaFilmed in Annapolis, Maryland
- ConnectionsReferences L'Exorciste (1973)
- SoundtracksThis City Is Mine
Written by Travis Miguel, Tony Kim & Joey Bradford (ASCAP)
Performed by Travis Miguel, Tony Kim & Joey Bradford
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