Review by lor_

Comparing this lousy 1982 TV pilot to Troma is perhaps a bit harsh, but watching the clunker 40+ years later I was struck by the show's poor production values, exceedingly awful supporting cast, intentionally crummy (read: annoying) music and inept slapstick: it's Troma time. Even worse, throw in a laugh track.

The title (and character) seems stolen from Clint Eastwood's iconic "Dirty Harry", while the Indiana Jones spoofery is inane. Bochner is weak "star" casting - I guess Dack Rambo was unavailable. Jamie Lee Curtis's presence is almost a saving grace: she's beautiful and spunky and a real trouper in such embarrassing circumstances. She even provides the only good moment: her famous "Scream Queen" status is exploited when she's able to shatter glass with an outburst just when sharp glass is needed to escape her and Hart's bonds in captivity.

The crummy sets are ridiculous and the two antagonists beyond bad. John Harkins as a Sidney Greenstreet archvillain is a blank, and Peter Maloney as his bug-eyed henchman is annoying. On to the team that conjured up this pilot: creator Ken Finkleman's claim to fame is writing "Airplane II", but he's responsible for the inept screenplays for mega-flop movies: Madonna in "Who's That Girl" and Peter Bogdanovich's career nadir "Illegally Yours" starring Rob Lowe. Producer/co-writer David Misch gets credit for cable's "Duckman" and little else.

Thank goodness Jamie Lee survived this bump in the road and went on to greatness.