One for the trash pile
In a sea of abysmal gutter trash Amityville films, Amityville Frankenstein tries very seriously to be at the bottom of the barrel.
Based on a game where two dumb burglars search a warehouse for a watch, they knew they didn't have enough for a film there so they got Shaun C Phillips to record himself rambling on before watching a horror show on tv that is the burglars. Then Frankenstein gets electrocuted for several minutes but does nothing. Then the next show comes on which is literally just a fat dude grunting with a belt on his fingers while some guy drinks coffee and watches for 10 minutes.
Just like the worst film in this 'series', the abysmal Amityville Hex, there was literally zero care or effort put into this. These a holes just wanted enough runtime to put it up on Tubi. The hack director has three more coming out. God help us.
Based on a game where two dumb burglars search a warehouse for a watch, they knew they didn't have enough for a film there so they got Shaun C Phillips to record himself rambling on before watching a horror show on tv that is the burglars. Then Frankenstein gets electrocuted for several minutes but does nothing. Then the next show comes on which is literally just a fat dude grunting with a belt on his fingers while some guy drinks coffee and watches for 10 minutes.
Just like the worst film in this 'series', the abysmal Amityville Hex, there was literally zero care or effort put into this. These a holes just wanted enough runtime to put it up on Tubi. The hack director has three more coming out. God help us.
- kbtoys100
- Feb 24, 2024