Review by chasedovin

This thing is mind numbingly boring and stupid. The best way I can describe it is that it gets you in excited anticipation for a commercial to come on. It is porn acting without the porn, with teeth-clenching acting that is somehow horrendous, disturbing, and boring. Truly a feat. If this was the only movie you'd ever seen in your entire life, it should be the best and worst movie you've ever seen, as there's no competition, and it would be the worst, but not the best. The segments known as "Movie Misery" feature a woman in a gimp suit with a whip wearing a choker calling the movie torture (which is why she wants you to watch it) are no better than the actual movie. These segments have awful acting along with a disembodied voice which I assume is supposed to be somewhat funny but is genuinely shiver-inducing cringeworthy.

Normally people would say to bad movies "Don't watch this movie unless..." But I would just say, don't watch this movie.