Wasted two hours to watch a 90 minute movie.
Here's The 4K Lowedown on "Pinocchio" (PG - 2022 - Disney+)
Genre: Drama/Musical
My Score: 5.5 Cast=8 Acting=4 Plot=6 Ending=5 Story=4 Interest=5 Script=5 Cinema=7 Pace=5 Music=6
A puppet is brought to life by a fairy, who assigns him to lead a virtuous life in order to become a real boy.
"Pinocchio is running around loose without a conscience! Can you imagine the trouble he's gonna get into?" Worst movie I have seen thus far this year. This steaming pile didn't appeal to me in any way, and it wasn't because of the fact that it's a musical (ok it wasn't only because it was a musical). Considering the cast and the director, this is 2 hours I won't get back...at it was only 90 minutes long.
My Score: 5.5 Cast=8 Acting=4 Plot=6 Ending=5 Story=4 Interest=5 Script=5 Cinema=7 Pace=5 Music=6
A puppet is brought to life by a fairy, who assigns him to lead a virtuous life in order to become a real boy.
"Pinocchio is running around loose without a conscience! Can you imagine the trouble he's gonna get into?" Worst movie I have seen thus far this year. This steaming pile didn't appeal to me in any way, and it wasn't because of the fact that it's a musical (ok it wasn't only because it was a musical). Considering the cast and the director, this is 2 hours I won't get back...at it was only 90 minutes long.
- lojitsu
- Feb 7, 2023