Let's line up the bad points about this fiasco.
1. The worst fight scenes ever. I mean ever. Three year old kids playing army are more convincing.
2. A tenuous link to a true story. VERY tenuous.
3. Acting that would shame a town hall amateur dramatics group.
4. An American accent that makes Dick Van Dyke sound like a linguistics expert.
5. Camera work of the lowest quality. Poor framing and poorer lighting. I don't believe any of these idiots have ever held a camera.
6. 90 minutes to tell a ten minute story. This could've been a short and saved us all a lot of grief.
7. Blood. Ketchup might be cheaper than stage blood. Problem is, it looks like ketchup.
Now the good points.
1. It ended.
1. The worst fight scenes ever. I mean ever. Three year old kids playing army are more convincing.
2. A tenuous link to a true story. VERY tenuous.
3. Acting that would shame a town hall amateur dramatics group.
4. An American accent that makes Dick Van Dyke sound like a linguistics expert.
5. Camera work of the lowest quality. Poor framing and poorer lighting. I don't believe any of these idiots have ever held a camera.
6. 90 minutes to tell a ten minute story. This could've been a short and saved us all a lot of grief.
7. Blood. Ketchup might be cheaper than stage blood. Problem is, it looks like ketchup.
Now the good points.
1. It ended.