"Don't Touch Me! I'm A Religious Object!"...
While in jail, Simon (Andrew Prine) meets a man and takes him back to his homey storm drain (!), and introduces him to the dark arts. In return, the man takes Simon to a party where he sells trinkets and amulets to the guests and bewitches a woman.
When someone tries to rip Simon off, he uses his hoodoo on him, which ultimately escalates into Simon's one-man war against the police, the mayor, and the entire city.
SIMON, KING OF THE WITCHES contains: #1- Hocus pocus AND mumbo jumbo! #2- Chicken AND human sacrifice! #3- A magic mirror! #4- Effluvium! #5- Awesome silk robes AND red underwear! #6- Full-frontal female nudity! #7- Hippie lingo! #8- The floating, red glob of doom!
BEST BITS: #1- The red glob of doom killing a man with a flower pot! #2- Simon's bizarre visit with the Queen of the Witches!
This is all supremely, insanely good fun!...
When someone tries to rip Simon off, he uses his hoodoo on him, which ultimately escalates into Simon's one-man war against the police, the mayor, and the entire city.
SIMON, KING OF THE WITCHES contains: #1- Hocus pocus AND mumbo jumbo! #2- Chicken AND human sacrifice! #3- A magic mirror! #4- Effluvium! #5- Awesome silk robes AND red underwear! #6- Full-frontal female nudity! #7- Hippie lingo! #8- The floating, red glob of doom!
BEST BITS: #1- The red glob of doom killing a man with a flower pot! #2- Simon's bizarre visit with the Queen of the Witches!
This is all supremely, insanely good fun!...
- Dethcharm
- Oct 10, 2021