"I'm So Confused, I Don't Know My Real Sentiments!"...
Mark Forest stars as KINDAR THE INVULNERABLE.
As a newborn, Kindar is the fulfillment of a prophesy that tells of an indestructible savior of his people.
Oh no!
Baby Kindar is abducted! This is very disturbing, since everyone involved wants to test infant Kindar's invulnerability by trying to plunge a dagger into him! Bad parenting all around!
Fast-forward to the chuckling adult Kindar, still wearing some sort of diaper, stomping and smashing people for fun and relaxation. Raised by desert marauders, Kindar believes he's the son of their leader, Seymuth (Mimmo Palmara).
Soon, romance blooms between Big K and a captive princess. This makes Seymuth's woman, Kira (Rosalba Neri) jealous, since she's had her eye on him herself. Now, she's up to no good!
Then, Kindar must face his equally huge brother in a fight to the death! The sand really flies when these two crash and bang into each other like a pair of enchanted oak trees!
QUESTIONS: #1- Will Kindar discover his true identity before helping to destroy his own homeland? #2- Can he possibly withstand Kira's aggressive advances? #3- Will he ever tire of cracking people's heads together?
A late entry in the genre, it still manages to be fun and worth a viewing. Forest is his usual, lumbering self, breaking bones and taking names!...
As a newborn, Kindar is the fulfillment of a prophesy that tells of an indestructible savior of his people.
Oh no!
Baby Kindar is abducted! This is very disturbing, since everyone involved wants to test infant Kindar's invulnerability by trying to plunge a dagger into him! Bad parenting all around!
Fast-forward to the chuckling adult Kindar, still wearing some sort of diaper, stomping and smashing people for fun and relaxation. Raised by desert marauders, Kindar believes he's the son of their leader, Seymuth (Mimmo Palmara).
Soon, romance blooms between Big K and a captive princess. This makes Seymuth's woman, Kira (Rosalba Neri) jealous, since she's had her eye on him herself. Now, she's up to no good!
Then, Kindar must face his equally huge brother in a fight to the death! The sand really flies when these two crash and bang into each other like a pair of enchanted oak trees!
QUESTIONS: #1- Will Kindar discover his true identity before helping to destroy his own homeland? #2- Can he possibly withstand Kira's aggressive advances? #3- Will he ever tire of cracking people's heads together?
A late entry in the genre, it still manages to be fun and worth a viewing. Forest is his usual, lumbering self, breaking bones and taking names!...
- Dethcharm
- Jun 20, 2021