Have I taken crazy pills?!
I went on a binge of all the current "documentaries" on Disney+ recently and they are all basically unwatchable. They literally annoy you the whole way through. But you sit and deal with it for the few minutes of interesting information each episode.
I would easily pay to see these edited by a sane person. Music GONE. Repetitive narration, catchphrases GONE. Recapping what you just watched over and over GONE (and punishable by prison time).
It's like every documentary has this cookie-cutter template. I simply can't imagine anyone enjoying how they chose to edit these.
If you're up for some brutal punishment to see some interesting stuff, dive in, and have your trigger finger hovering over the fast-forward button, so you can keep skipping ahead.
...and don't forget to "Drain the Oceans"!
I would easily pay to see these edited by a sane person. Music GONE. Repetitive narration, catchphrases GONE. Recapping what you just watched over and over GONE (and punishable by prison time).
It's like every documentary has this cookie-cutter template. I simply can't imagine anyone enjoying how they chose to edit these.
If you're up for some brutal punishment to see some interesting stuff, dive in, and have your trigger finger hovering over the fast-forward button, so you can keep skipping ahead.
...and don't forget to "Drain the Oceans"!
- landon-70581
- Mar 29, 2021