Review by Angry_Santa

Be sure to put a packet of bamboo toothpicks in your pocket before embarking on a viewing of this "creation" - you'll be poking them under your fingernails to distract you from the pain your eyes, ears and brain are suffering.

Seriously, this movie is just like "Romy and Michele's High School Reunion" - but with none of the humour and none of the "deep and meaningful" conversations (yes, it really IS that bad).