Absolute crap - but strangely enjoyable
As others have observed, this is a "series" of tacked together 10 minute "made for the web" stories which seem to have been written by a dyslexic orang-utan, acted by people who are unlikely to trouble Judi Dench and Ian McKellen, with effects that would make the average movie on MST 3K glow with pride.
The resident ship seems to be a gym shower room, the spaceships themselves are straight off the shelf of a dollar toy store, and the CGI is most kindly described as "basic."
However, there is something strangely endearing about the way the soundtrack builds to dramatic climaxes when the leads are doing something totally unexciting, like studying the endless plastic tiles on the walls and ceiling of the spaceship. or struggling to regain their memories.
Naturally, both main characters are suffering from amnesia, which is something I think most people who have seen the 'series' wish they could contract, in order to forget it. "I'm looking for something that will help," says Raegan. What? Like a script, motivation, or evan a working premise.
Avoid, avoid avoid, unless of course you're like me and you like watching compellingly awful cheap sci-fi, in which case, grab a beer, whack your brain into neutral and laugh like a drain as intrepid hero and heroine Raegan and Tipton sneak through the totally unscary good ship Gymshower in search of their marbles.
Does my review contain spoilers? How the **** could it?
The resident ship seems to be a gym shower room, the spaceships themselves are straight off the shelf of a dollar toy store, and the CGI is most kindly described as "basic."
However, there is something strangely endearing about the way the soundtrack builds to dramatic climaxes when the leads are doing something totally unexciting, like studying the endless plastic tiles on the walls and ceiling of the spaceship. or struggling to regain their memories.
Naturally, both main characters are suffering from amnesia, which is something I think most people who have seen the 'series' wish they could contract, in order to forget it. "I'm looking for something that will help," says Raegan. What? Like a script, motivation, or evan a working premise.
Avoid, avoid avoid, unless of course you're like me and you like watching compellingly awful cheap sci-fi, in which case, grab a beer, whack your brain into neutral and laugh like a drain as intrepid hero and heroine Raegan and Tipton sneak through the totally unscary good ship Gymshower in search of their marbles.
Does my review contain spoilers? How the **** could it?
- feudalserfer
- Mar 29, 2019