The Necro Files: A "What did I just watch?" movie
Bear with me on this one. A cannibal rapist returns from the dead to continue his bloody onslaught but Satan worshippers, a murdered floating baby and an unstable drug addicted psychopath cop are hot on his trail.
On a budget that resembles a Big Mac and small fries this is labelled as comedy horror and though it has absolutely no jokes I can only assume that's why the acting and dialogue was so embarrassing. Because it was intentional, right?! Gore, light T&A, some of the worst sfx ever put onto film (Including a baby that they don't even try to hide is blatantly a doll and plenty of cringe worthy moments make up The Necro Files.
Amazingly this has a sequel and being the movie masochist that I am I will no doubt end up watching it.
Upon watching this part of me found myself considering vetting movies better before watching them, but if I had done that I'd never have seen the love between a zombie & a blow up doll interrupted by a floating baby with a voice like Pee Wee Herman.
On a budget that resembles a Big Mac and small fries this is labelled as comedy horror and though it has absolutely no jokes I can only assume that's why the acting and dialogue was so embarrassing. Because it was intentional, right?! Gore, light T&A, some of the worst sfx ever put onto film (Including a baby that they don't even try to hide is blatantly a doll and plenty of cringe worthy moments make up The Necro Files.
Amazingly this has a sequel and being the movie masochist that I am I will no doubt end up watching it.
Upon watching this part of me found myself considering vetting movies better before watching them, but if I had done that I'd never have seen the love between a zombie & a blow up doll interrupted by a floating baby with a voice like Pee Wee Herman.
- Platypuschow
- Jul 18, 2017