Review by tomfsloan

Stupid is the only word I can think to sum this movie up. The setting in Malta was great. It was nice to see a low budget movie location that was not LA or Vancouver. The script could have been better with a lot of re-writing, so the potential was there. But these types of movies don't have time to re-write, so they must shoot from the scripts first rough draft. At least that's how this appears. I wont outline every stupid thing that happened, there's not enough ink to do that. It was a stupid movie but it wasn't awful. I've seen plenty of awful movies that were far worse. This does not meet my three requirements for a good movie. 1.- Do I want to watch it again? Nope. 2.- Was there a time I thought to myself "Why did they do that?"? Yes, constantly. 3.- Was I bored? No. It did keep me mildly interested to see what stupid thing will happen next. So it barely fit 1 of my 3 criteria. But the movie did prompt me to make the effort to write this review.