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The Black Knight Returns (2009)

Review by Proventus

The Black Knight Returns

1/10

Take this crap down. It's killing IMDb's rep as a source.

This movie makes me long for Ed Wood.

The only reason I want info about this middle school grade movie is to track down the people who made this movie and have their Internet cut off.

This is NOT YouTube..... Delete it from IMDb. (I don't care if they're paying customers.)

I'm forced to write a whole ten lines about this to have it accepted as a review. I could write 10 lines but they'd get me banned from here in the blink of an eye.

Here are a few things wrong in the 1st 2 minutes: - No sound effects in the opening fight scene. Well, there is, but only between music clips. - The main bad guy has so many festering pimples, I wanted to woof my cookies. No.... it isn't makeup. He even has a few scabbed over on his ear lobes. - My 10 year old made his own costume for Halloween that was better (really). They should have hired him. - Instead of running away from a discovered bomb, they have time to gaze into each other's eyes, hold hands and wait for the explosion. But it makes sense if it was suicide for being suckered into acting in this movie.
  • Proventus
  • Mar 28, 2010

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