Review by Jase2rt

I rented this movie because there was a glaring typo on the back of the box. I figured if they had put that little care into the advertising how good could the film be? I was right, it was awful. Awful like watching a train wreck awful. The kind of bad movie you just can't stop watching and you eventually give in and just howl with laughter at how screamingly inept the whole mess is. The entire thing appears to have been filmed at a truck stop (masquerading for a military psychiatric facility, among other places) and I seem to recall the end credits confirming as much. The dialogue is worse than most movies I've seen on MST3K and the plot is completely ridiculous. Every time I hear some twit like Ebert going on about how some big star vehicle is the worst thing he's seen I just think "He hasn't seen Naomi's Web". If you like crap, you can't go wrong with Naomi.