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It looks like writer and director Gunn had no idea what to write about, and could only focus on both seeing what drivel he could pass off as a movie script and how to spend the money he'd charge for that.

While the first movie was very good and entertaining, the second one was ok, but it wasn't hard to see it all was coming apart. This one his rock bottom.

It feels like a super long Seinfeld episode: a movie about nothing but which pretends to have something. Sentimentality replaces substance. Not even the effects are convincing, despite being high quality, because sometimes they don't fit the acting.

I definitely won't be buying this Blu-ray Disc, not even on sale.

What in tarnation was ol' Ridley Scott thinking?

Why turn a biblical story into a movie and then ditch the bible to just play with the characters in some sort of alternate universe? I'll leave that question to for Mr. Scott, as i have no idea whatsoever. Every main character in this film seems to be out of place and aware of it. While the special effects are impressive, the story makes no sense.

This head-scratcher of a movie is just terrible. Even the casting is a mystery. Why Christian Bale? What was Sigourney Weaver supposed to contribute via her talent with the scarce screen time given to her? Same goes for John Turturro. Talented actors not given enough time to shine.

If it turned out that this script was written on toilet paper, in 15 minutes while taking a dump at the mall i would understand what happened here.

Mr. Ridley Scott, you are far better than this. Remember that.

What a letdown! After the success of the great Captain America movies and most of the Avengers ones i confess myself disillusioned and perplexed by this new installment.

Most of the movie feels like an extended version of the pod-racing scene on Star Wars Episode I with an ever-present Jar Jar Binks: absurd and irrelevant, forcing a quick and mediocre finale. Thor, the god of thunder, is reduced to a babbling moron who needs to be reminded that he is indeed a god and as such has powers. The story, if i can call it that, will probably remind you of the redneck avengers parody on youtube, but even that short script is far better. Whoever wrote this script seems to have been hellbent on wiping his butt on the Marvel characters and Universe by producing the most fetid turd of a movie he could think of with the complicity of the director.

I cannot understand how so many famous actors and actresses accepted a role in this film catastrophe. I thought they read scripts before accepting a role, but i guess not. Perhaps the only two actors not portrayed as morons were Benedict Cumberbatch and Cate Blanchett. Even a talented actor like Tom Hiddleston comes out with a tarnished reputation, and don't get me started on Sir Anthony Hopkins. I feel sorry for both.

On top of all that, there was far too much mediocre special effects.