The Glorious Seven

Theres always a sign. Some are subtle. Others such as the one we are going to talk about are not. When a movie is new like this the "Star" rating is usually worthless. Most people involved with the production actors,directors,extras,family members and basically every single person associated will have dropped by and dumped an 8-10 star rating just to help promote it. So when you see under 100 ratings barely breaking 4 stars total means anyone involved got as far away from this film as fast as the time it takes to yell "cut". They didnt brag about it, mention they were involved or tell family and close friends to watch it and give them a good rating. Even knowing that i still took a chance and watched it based on the trailer. Dont make my mistake and think theres any redeeming qualities to this film. There isnt.Im not even going to list why because the film isnt worth anymore of my time. I only do this to warn others away and hopefully save someone from the visual and auditory torture I went thru lol

It is beyond my comprehension, a movie that bad, a script that broken and actors that wooden can actually make a movie and if that movie was made - they had the audacity to show that in theater. It's a crime on its own and incarceration is not a worthy destination. The people who were involved in this project should be banished from the face of the earth so they keep people on earth away from this atrocity. Make movies on Mars idiots!!

This film was a steaming pile of filth.

The writing was absolute garbage and the script was further abused by the absolutely horrible acting. I've seen better performances from third grades at a Christmas pageant.

If the director, writer, and producers had tied me to a chair and smashed my toes into a pulp with hammers for 84 minutes I would probably hate them less than I do now.

1) The actresses playing Valentina and the guerilla who lets her guard down are pretty eye catching. Maybe it's because they're not the usual Hollywood Babe du Jour, I dunno. But there's that.

2) The scenery. I spent most of the flick trying to figure out where it was filmed. I was waaaaaaaay off most of the time. I wish I could take my RV to Europe and check out Spain and the Ukraine. Looks gorgeous!

Other than that, just kind of a cheesy, low-budget action flick. They usual horrible small-unit tactics too.

Welp... that is 30 minutes of my life I'll never get back! I only made it that far before turning it off.