Expiration Date

Spy: [the Spy has agreed to coach Scout on how to be "better with the ladies". In a small gymnasium, the Spy prepares a rolling cart with a crash dummy, along with a wine bottle, two glasses, a bucket of drumsticks, red roses, a vase, and a box of RED chocolates. He pushes the cart so it rolls to the nervous Scout]

[nonchalantly]

Spy: Seduce me.

Scout: [the Scout looks back, confused, and turns forward, arms akimbo] You?

Spy: [pointedly] Seduce me.

Scout: What, Spy? I ain't gonna...

Spy: SEDUCE ME!

Scout: [taken aback] Right! Right. Okay.

[He looks down at the cart. He immediately picks up the bucket of fried chicken and lets out a quick sigh]

Scout: Okay...

[He walks up to the Spy]

Scout: H-hey there, good-lookin... I got a bucket of chicken...

Spy: [He slaps the chicken out of Scout's hands] I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps! I'm a woman! I like my men dangerous... Mysterious...

[Spy takes the crash dummy into his arms and starts dancing with it briefly before holding it in front of him]

Spy: You want to be my lover? Earn it! Seduce me!