Coulrophobia

Showing on Amazon as Coulrophobia : Terror Trip, apparently there is more than one of these movies in a series which is scary in itself. Starts out with some senseless killing by some forest dwelling lunatics, and then it branches off into some Roller Derby team introductions of an all female Derby team.

Then of course the Roller Derby team they go on a team trip into the forest where the looney killers are. And much fun ensues. Lots of pulling off of clothes of course but only down to bra and underwear. Todays equivalent of assumed nudity.

It's really stupid. And a snorefest. Most of the 'movie' takes place in a tent where the Derby team is tortured and killed off one by one while the remaining survivors watch. Then later the forest loonies start turning on each other I guess because killing the Derby team wasn't fun enough.

And then of course, survivors escape and a cheese ending and what you have here is a pretty horrible dud. But I did watch to the end! 2/10.

What a waste of my time. I could only watch half way and could no longer bear to watch it. I tried overlooking some of the scenes but just don't have the guts to watch it more than 40 minutes. It was just too much. Acting was just unbearable. You know if you want to act like a lunatic, you don't need to try that hard. But all the mumbling, and screaming, and dumb act, mostly about the two guys. And then you have clowns that first seemed has no money then all of sudden found some motorized equipment to move the bodies. And all the tools to murder the tourists, which are not tourists, but locals that lost their way.

This film is so bad it's funny! It was like a poor mans house of 1000 corpses. Nothing made sense.