Rik Mayall: [On stage before recording, holding a microphone] Thank you. Why did the pervert cross the road? Cause he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken! Thank you. Eddie?
[Hands over the microphone]
Adrian Edmondson: That's right it was me. I'd just like to say, Fucking, cunty, bollocks. Because these are the words we are not allowed to use in the show, so we get them out of the way now, and get the show out of the way, and we can start talking like real people again. Thanks a fucking lot!
Rik Mayall: Laugh a lot or we'll come round to your houses tonight and shag ya to death! Thank you.
