The Ouija Experiment 2: Theatre of Death

An awful movie with astoundingly horrible acting from start to finish. The dialog was insincere,corny,and at times so long winded I wanted to kill the actors and script writers myself and save the spooks the effort,don't even get me started on the rancid music score. Special effects were something any 3rd grader could produce and fourth graders would pour scorn on,if you could even call them special effects. The constant mispronunciation of the word 'OUIJA' was just pathetic and for myself infuriating as it happened in one scene so many times I kept hoping the ground would open up and send them all to hell for sheer stupidity. All in all a horrendous movie with absolutely no redeeming features.

Why bother making a sequel - yes - a sequel to what? terrible acting, if you could call it acting at all! The guy who played Calvin couldn't have been killed off quick enough, talk about making my skin crawl! Imbeciles still exist - hooray! not.

I cannot even fathom any company wanting to take this on and pretend they would make a profit from us, the unwitting!

Terrible acting, followed by equally terrifyingly written script and last but not least, dismal effects. I wandered through this dumbfounded and in awe of stupidity. Seriously I had more fun watching Dumb and Dumber and any other terribly droll movie that was worth the paper it was written on.

Plot

A group of unsuspecting theatre goers are trapped, after a ravenous spirit is resurrected and released from a Ouija board.

Cast

Made by the same hack who made the first and with most of the original cast returning.

Verdict

Ouija Experiment 2 really does screw over the first movie in that it's set in a world where it was a film and is set around the cast of that film and them being involved in its promotion.

The cast are as unlikable as they were before, it looks and feels as cheap as the first and it's as incompetently made as well.

Truth be told the original was abysmal but it followed a tried and tested formula, this goes into business for itself and delivers something that doesn't work and certainly doesn't entertain.

And alike the first film, ignore the cover art! It has nothing to do with the actual film in the slightest.

Rants

Movies like this really show you the power of cover art, that's often what sells a movie, makes a person decide whether to rent/stream something. They rarely look any further, cover art looks good and that tells you enough. It was similar back in the VHS days going to Blockbuster, it's the first thing you notice so it's a powerful tool. Movies like this made on the budget of a Big Mac NEED a good cover.

Breakdown

Follows the first movie well Looks and sounds ugly Plot is poor Kills are dreadful.

Well that's 86 minutes of my life I will never get back. Worst film I have ever seen. The acting was terrible, script was pathetic the sound was horrendous the effects cor blimey. Don't even bother reading the synopsis. I know there are B rated movies but this is worse than a Z rated movie. I cannot believe this is actually the second one. I mean really!!!! Who in their right mind would think this would make any money. Total utter trash. Save yourself the pain and don't watch it cause You will just regret it. Worst £7 I have ever spent. Never get that back either. My advice go and watch Jurassic Shark cause even that is better than this Movie and that is saying something.

So, it starts off with the original cast promoting the film "The Ouija Experiment" in a theatre. You learn pretty quickly that the cast don't have much going personality wise. Swisyzinna is some kind of control freak or "professional", who feels the need to make sure everyone is in check and everything is going to go to plan. Justin is just there for the lols. Eric is a wanna-be playboy. There's no real further depth into their characters, and that includes the antagonists.

They must spend about two minutes, if that, on the Ouija board before everyone starts dying off, somehow un-noticed. The CGI graphics for the ghost (ghosts?) are horrendous, relying on the hopes to make you jump in order to get a scare in. I'm naturally a scaredy-cat, enjoying and hating horror stories at the same time. But this film couldn't even make me jump. It was an absolute waste of time, with worse acting then most school-kids would do.

I watched the first Ouija Experiment which, while not amazing, was decent enough to sit through. So, I decided to try this one.

Acting was terrible. Plot was terrible. Film was terrible. Waste of time, waste of effort, waste of money. It was terrible. I would say terrible is an understatement.