Zombieworld

My quick rating - 5,2/10. For some reason this is getting ripped. The movie itself is a group of shorts tied together by a newscast that is taking place after the zombie apocalypse has arrived. Tough to review without breaking each segment down, but I'll make that easy. Two of them stand out by far. The Jesus zombie hunter segment at the beginning and the very much inspired fun at the beach segment at the end. The Jesus segment, along with quite a few others is strictly based upon humor often mocking fans of traditional zombie flicks. That is not to say that the idea of Jesus giving life to the dead isn't a funny way of looking at the beginning of zombies in general. I am also sure that many Christians were up in arms about this segment. The second segment is the "Dead Alive" homage, the last segment fun at the beach (I am making these names up). This gorefest of 10-15 minutes takes every page out of the classic Dead Alive and displays it to the letter. Right down to the laugh from the skull that ends p through a zombies head that is a direct sample of the laugh from the mutant zombie infant from Dead Alive. Great stuff. The rest of the movie is mere filler with some inside jokes and jabs at how stupid the characters act in zombie flicks with an instructional video or two for some assistance. Overall a fun flick that deserves more credit then it is getting.

The Plot

There is nowhere to hide...nowhere to run...the Zombie Apocalypse has come, and our world now belongs to the dead! From Ireland, Canada, Australia, Europe and all over the U.S., the bone-chilling news reports tell the same gruesome tale - walking corpses terrorize and devour the living.

Only a few desperate humans find the courage to stand and fight for their last chance at survival.

But the hordes of undead keep coming, and there's only one thing on the menu - us.

Starts off very promising. In fact the beginning appears to be a film with substantial budget. There's plenty of action and really good special effects.

It's a weird movie. Sort like Monty Python on speed. It's sort of allover the place like a sketch comedy. Some of the CGI special effects are good and the pace is fast.

The Spanish Jesus is very strange. More blood than you've ever seen.

These sorts of films wear thin after a while and running at over 100 minutes is really too long.

Watch it if you have the time. But don't expect much.

5.1 of 10. What amounts to a collection of zombie short stories pulled together into something like a zombie theme park of a film where you go from one zombie ride to the next.

Most of the stories, other than the very beginning, involve over-the-top mocking of either zombie or general horror films/games and a lot of other normally untouched zombie territory. The emergency newscaster broadcasting the "apocalypse" reports blames it on Jesus, and we get to see the first Jesus-based zombie story I'm aware of outside of obscure comics.

No one is safe from mocking in this, which makes this irritating at times for people who enjoy zombie stories. Fortunately, there's enough of the core zombie ethic and no shortage of skull crushing and sneaky zombie groups to help it avoid being a zombie-hater film. What's missing out of all this, although brain eating is mentioned, is actual brain eating. None of the shorts deal with how a zombie gets to the brain outside of some super zombies that can crack the skull open and pull it out. They still don't eat it and all the other zombies are content with, literally, blood and guts, with an occasional exception that prefers an arm or a leg.

Do not listen to the glowing five+ star reviews. This is extremely stupid and unfunny. It's some kind of idiotic anthology comedy. The best thing to come out of this was someone making a side scrolling beat 'em up out of the Jesus bit. The zombie makeup was atrocious z it looked like burnt eggs. Note to would be film makers. If you are trying to make a comedy it is best to make sure it is actually funny. If you can't make good jokes and sketches do not bother trying. It just makes a bad movie even worse and extremely painful to watch......

The wannabe Shaun of the dead sketch is the worst........

Extreme trash! I have never ever seen such trash.

I think i can make a much better video. I regret that I ever wasted my time on this thing. When Jesus attacks zombie with a fish.

There were some comedic ironical moments, but it's less than 1 minute on a hole movie.

this movie is a pack of several trash movies. So if you want to waste your time and money - this is the best option. I think that authors of this need to a hospital to check their mind health. They are sick. The genre of this movie is not a comedy, fantasy, action or something else - the genre is trash.

Please do not even waste your time.

OK, if we are not speaking about the plot, but the quality...sorry, but my old mother would have done much much better. You can easily notice a moniken (Doll) in jeans and sweater when some zombies takes their legs. Extreme, rude artificial non realistic trash. There is no plot, even for short movies, there is no quality, there is no real producers. I would give even 1/10 for a low quality school work, but to give this to a public???

If IMDb would let - i would give -10/10