Money, Guns, and a Merry Christmas

The plot is good but very boring. This is a massive waste of time when watching this entire episode (took me an hour). You have to watch approximately thirty-seven episodes and you have to pay on ReelShorts. It wasn't worth it.

Reasons: 1. There is a one scene but different place that keeps repeating over and over which is mockery on Mr. Blaine. I just have to skip it all the way until the plot twist. It gets boring once you see this certain scenes over and over again!

2. you'll get so mad and frustrated while watching the shows until the ending.

3. the acting is horrible because of their weird expressions, the way how they speak,

I haven't a clue why some people are giving it a 10/10 but this movie doesn't have have a 5/10 story to tell, and acting is equally terrible. The absurdities in it could be best compared to a 90's telenovela, but even less believable with even worse acting, since some telenovelas can be wildly entertaining.

Credit where credit is due though, this one did start out mildly interesting, which is why I gave it a 3 and not a 1. And that is its whole purpose, it wants to get you hooked so that you go and finish the whole thing, which ends up being around 95 minutes or so. But then the more you watch, the dumber it gets. Like, they really don't understand the concept of moderation. It was weird.

They hooked me with a short clip, but I kept watching because I couldn't believe how bad it is. A middle school rendition of Secret Garden would blow the writing and acting out of the water. If this wasn't written by an actual crazy billionaire who only knew about the concept of a movie I would be shocked. No one talks or acts like a human or seems to do normal human activities at any time and somehow the whole thing was in portrait mode. Honest to heck it feels like a grade school power fantasy fan fic that somehow got enough money together to make a film. Honestly one star is being generous.

The only reason I watched the entire movie was because I wanted to know how bad it could get. The story started out as mildly interesting but soon descended into absurdity. The writing is amateurish at best. I will give credit to the actors for trying to make the best of a horrible movie. I appreciate their commitment. Not even the greatest actors in history could make this movie into anything good. For many actors, you take what work you can get, but it's hard to make movie magic when the characters are written to be void of any sort of depth or are so contradictory. If you want a perfect case study of lame plot development, this is one to watch.

I gave this movie a 10/10 not because it was a masterpiece, but because it was so mind-blowingly stupid that it became pure entertainment. The sheer absurdity of the plot, the over-the-top action, and the laughably bad dialogue made it impossible to look away. It's one of those films where the more it tries to take itself seriously, the funnier it gets. And the characters are so dumb.

Absolute cinema.

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