- Haider: Chutzpah Monologue Hello? Hello? Mic testing 1,2,3... Hello...? Awaz aa rahi hai aap laog ko? Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello? UN council resolution no. 47 of 1948, Article 2 of the Geneva convention, and Article 370 of the Indian Constitution. Bas ek sawaal uthata hai, sirf ek. Hum hai, ya ham nahi. Hum hai to kahan hain , aur nahi hain to kahan gaye ? Hum hain to kisliye aur kahan to kab? Janaaaaab... Hum thay bi, ya hum thay hi nahi? CHUTZPAH ho gaya hamare sath! Chutzpah jante hain aap log? aik baar aik bank k andar Dacoity hoi... Dacoit nay cashier k sir pay pistol rakhi or bola paise day warna maut lay! Cashier ne jhat say oota kar saare paise dacoit ko dey diye Dacoit wohi paise lay kar ugle counter per gaya . *Whistles innocently* Excuse me, ek form dijye mujhay account kholna hay... Yeh hota hai CHUTZPAH! CHUTZPAH!