The Divorced Billionaire Heiress

I can't believe I wasted my time watching this and that I'm going to waste my time watching it again.

The story was hard to follow in places, especially figuring out who knows her identity and who doesn't. When she reveals her third identity as a famous chef, I was done caring. A bit of clean up in the script could have fixed everything.

This might seem like a silly thing -- but it's a silly movie, so that's okay -- but I sit through these movies to see the kiss at the end. I hate it when the actors' heads block the screen so you can't even see it.

It was a fun watch. Honestly, I'd watch anything with that male lead actor in it. Somebody get that man a role in a major motion picture!

Interesting plot, I saw the start of it pop up on Reels, intriguing enough that I had to find it to watch it through. The plot is probably overdone overall, but the story does carry itself for the most part, with some twists.

I have to wonder if the direction was to make the acting intentionally bad. There's a lot of stiff delivery and forced "emotion" and interaction. Flat and poor delivery from tertiary characters, rough secondary characters, and the leads try to carry it without letting the others drag them down. Screams community theater all the way. It honestly seems like I'm watching a recording of a high school play.

Think of cheesiest K-Drama you've ever watched, translate it into mangled English, and you have The Divorced Billionaire Heiress. There's something about this movie that kept me glued to my screen for the entire time. I watched the first part of it on TikTok, then had to find the rest on DailyMotion. Sat through ads...so many ads...just to watch what is essentially a predictable melodrama with unbelievably bad writing and weak acting.

Despite all of this, I can easily say I really enjoyed watching it. It was hilarious at some points when the actors tried to feign emotions they clearly didn't feel. The camera work was comically bad, zooming in on what felt like the wrong thing at the wrong moment during a dramatic scene. I wish I knew what the creator was thinking...it was intended finally awful, yet somehow became a showpiece in its lameness. I recommend it!

I had to watch it through till the end. Not because the story was captivating - it isn't, indeed it is so fundamentally moronic it becomes a feature in and of itself - but because almost every aspect of this, eh, series, is so horrendously bad that it becomes an involuntary comedy. I was laughing with tears running down my face at virtually every scene, it is simply that bad. The titular character actress seems to have some acting chops - and she would do well to put it to use in better "productions" than the likes of this - but the entirety of the remaining cast could not act to save their lives. Pretty people, sure, but it goes to show that beauty alone is not sufficient. It is a tall order to make Tommy Wiseau seem like a creative genius, but this "production" came through in spades.

This movie is terrible. And I mean that in the worst way possible. It must have had a budget of $1,500.00. Terrible untalented actors, and horrible props and sets costumes. Seriously, it probably did have a budget of $1,500.00, but I'm fairly sure that half of that was spent on booze for the after-party.

But, all that said, it was sort of like watching a train wreck. You are horrified by what is happening, but you can't stop watching it. In other words, it was so horribly bad, it was actually entertaining.

I never thought I would ever suggest to anyone to watch a movie that I gave 3 stars to, but pour a glass of wine and get comfortable. Just don't have anything hard or heavy nearby that could break your TV, because I guarantee you will want to throw something at the screen before it's all said and done.