A Família Baldwin

I've watched all three episodes and I probably won't continue because: 1. His wife is absolutely mean to him. Never lets him speak. Trying to kill him with his cat allergies. The "affection" that they show as a couple just makes me cringe. They don't seem happy together.

2. Hillary's voice. Gosh, I can't listen to it anymore and she NEVER. STOPS. TALKING.

3. She doesn't explain why she speaks her native language (English) with a Spanish accent. I speak German as a third language and I didn't suddenly start speaking English with a German accent. Makes no sense.

Over all, they're both just not likeable. Won't be wasting my time watching them anymore.

Is probably more exciting than this mish mash. Alec plays the victim in his own life story from his divorce from Kim Basinger to the shooting and death on the movie he produced and starred in, to the horde of children and animals he lives with. He has OCD but did not check the gun, he suffers from PTSD but was able to father an 8th. The couple allude to a tragedy that will always be with them, but their actions and this money grab belie their words.

This is no Sound of Music, Cheaper by the Dozen, or Brady Bunch. Alec is miscast and Hilaria has no charisma.

I have seen more than enough. Pasadena.

I don't know where to start. From the misbehaved children to the inept parents; it just kept getting worse the longer I watched.

In addition to seven children, this family has eight animals in a NYC apartment! The animal hoarding is disturbing enough but add in a bunch of rowdy kids handling these small animals and something bad is bound to happen.

Most of the time the parents just looked clueless. How are you on your seventh child and not have a system in place to tackle parenting duties? Both parents are too old to have so many young children.

Alec and his wife seemed like they can barely tolerate each other. It felt uncomfortable at times, like being in the room when another couple is arguing.

Honestly, the whole thing was uncomfortable to watch. They talked about the woman Alec killed and it was so distasteful to do so on this type of show. It was a new low, even by reality tv standards.

I don't know who this show's target audience is. There was no wholesome family moments, the kids are crass, and their bad behavior is egged on by their parents. Alec and his wife seemed like they were pretending to be parents to children they've just met; no warmth, no familiarity. I didn't know you could fit so much dysfunction into one show.

My advice is to avoid this show. It's utter chaos but this chaos isn't even the least bit entertaining.

Two rich narcissists meet and have lots of babies (cared for by invisible spanish speaking nannies they called "godmothers"). Then the famous husband carelessly fires a gun and kills a lady. So to rehabilitate his reputation and get good roles again, he makes a reality tv show about him and his crazy younger wife who is super boring and empty. Their kids act ugly and unhinged and you just feel bad that they will never know a normal childhood. How and why they brought a camera crew into the kids lives can only be answered on way: for their own egos.

Full disclosure, I have not been able to make it through the full first episode. Alec is old and maybe has some mild dementia, his wife has a real grating voice and reminds me of a borderline personality disordered Karen, and the kids weren't taught how to just be normal. It is also incredibly boring, sincerely it is just not an interesting show.

What a disgraceful choice by tlc to air this slop. Needs to be cancelled and tlc and we as a culture need to do better than watching disordered rich people be boring.

Give it a rest - take a breath. She just talks and talks and talks. It's not the "Hilaria" show. She never ever stops...I actually feel bad for Alec. She's exhausting. Maybe her endless push up bras are squeezing her way too tight or she's using the platform to get her own tv show and start a line of yoga wear. That is the vibe I'm getting. Alec is just along for the ride with a comment here and there.

The kids are adorable, though they are primarily in the background with the exception of the eldest daughter who is oldest looking 10 year old I have ever seen. There's a lot of fake nails, makeup, earrings (3 or 4 hoops per ear, I lost count). I think we all know what Mama Hilaria is grooming her mini-me for.

Hilaria...girl be quiet, observe your kids, don't be their producer/agent. Let others around get a word in and stay out of the limelight it really is not for you.