On Cinema

Tim is great as always. But this so-called film-buff Gregg Turkington doesn't know much about cinema. He is just a Hobbithead Jocker. He bases his film criticism on running time. But then again so does Oscer. Anyway, I give this show 4 stars but I am gonna throw in 2 more for all the great stuff Tim Heidecker has done over the years and 2 for Joe Estevez who is a consummate professional. And 2 for Dr. San, and TCH Jr. And Toni and Ayaka. And Mark Porch.

I actually rated this show 1 star because of the fact that one creator is accused of killing 20 people, and the certified "guest" is on camera killing people, but, because its kinda fun and not sporty or whatever, but humorous and with deep thought out serious theater reviews in it, I threw in 9 more stars, and I'll give it a little presidential pardon for both guys, even though they don't necessarily need it because the host was acquitted of murder and the guest hasn't been brought up on charges yet, so he can't be pardoned technically (I'm no lawyer but it just seems like that would make sense since you're innocent to start with and have to be proven guilty). Anyways, so I give it 10 stars with a little pardon thrown in and hope to see more.

Sure we can thank the Eberts and Siskles for their contributions to film discourse blablablah but THIS is what Tim Burton would call "real art" (during one of his many collabs with Johnny Depp). It's almost a stream of consciousness of storytelling that slow cinema attempts to capture but that doesn't even do it justice to try boxing it into a genre or category. It's in a league of it's own and I'm truly blessed to have watched this series throughout some of the roughest years of my life when I just needed to feel good. Thank you Tim, Gregg, Mark, Joe, all the surviving members of Dekkar, I give this 5 bags of popcorn and little Oscar gold cuz I've got Oscar fever!

Hey guys, gregghead here. Truely the only source of cinema expertise and analysis today; when it doesn't get sidetracked by Tim talking about vapes and music that literally no one likes. It's been....a long ride but never disappoints with ant-man Star Gregg trurkington and Tim who had to sadly buy a vanity role in the sequel because he was jealous of how respected Gregg is by his peers and colleagues in Hollywood. 5 bags and a little key chain with a Hollywood Star for Gregg the bona fide film expert!

So, firstly I'd like to say thank-you to Gregg Turkington for his hospitality at the Victorville film archive...the only film archive where you can enjoy one mans living room and half a century of celluloid.

Other than that, I think On Cinema At The Cinema is really dedicated to the true movie buff...but I think it may hold something for the more casual viewer.

It's interesting to compare notes and scores with Tim and Gregg, and I am often surprised by their candid interpretation of modern cinema.

Anyone, either a budding fanatic, a casual fan, or even the media studies graduate who took your order last night, should check out On Cinema At The Cinema.