The Slow Mo Guys (2010)

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The Slow Mo Guys

[first lines]
Gav: Hello, the internet! I'm Gav!
Dan: I'm Dan!
Gav: We're the Slow-Mo Guys.

Gav: That's what we do best - we find the beauty in the dangerous and the chaotic.
Dan: That was pretty profound, actually.

Gav: [talking about Lenovo Thinkpad tablets] These are designed to absorb shock and drops pretty well. I wish the same could be said for us.

Gav: That's one of the biggest messes we've ever made!

Dan's Granddad: I heard various explosions, earlier...

Gav: So, while we were getting additional angles...
[to Dan]
Gav: Do you want to explain what you did?
Dan: [embarrassed] Um, well, we were using the GoPro, to try and get a good shot of the, sort of, cannonball coming past.
Gav: Yeah, I'll cut to the footage of that right now. Oh wait. I can't, because you absolutely mullered it!
Dan: [holds up the GoPro, flattened by the cannonball] I'm sorry!
Gav: Nothing! There's nothing left!

Dan: As you can see, I'm wearing my dangerous outfit again. Got everything, this time.
Gav: When Dan's wearing the blue suit, you know it's going to be a good one.
Dan: Stuff's gonna go down!

Dan: Yes, kids, this is a flame thrower.

Dan: Every time, it's my ankles, my hands, and my face. Nothing else gets hit, at all!

Dan: [Dan accidentally got blue powder paint in Gav's hair during the course of a filming session] Your hair looks stupid. It's ridiculous!
Gav: You got me! You absolutely annihilated me. It's very rare that I'm the one that gets messy.
Dan: Yeah, I'm actually less messy, somehow.
Gav: I can't... we can't be having that. We'll have to do something about that.

Gav: I feel like it wouldn't be a Slow-Mo Guys video if we didn't add sort of a Slow-Mo touch to it.
Dan: Right. I can see where this is going. Go on.
Gav: Where's it going?
Dan: I'm gonna get covered in jelly or something.

Gav: How am I ever going to sell this place?

Gav: I'm currently stood next to one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Dan...
[laughing fit]
Gav: he's in the balloon. It's a six foot balloon, so we're gonna try and fill it until it pops.
Dan: Ow...

Gav: How's this for a mental stat? The camera recorded for 5.1 seconds...
Dan: Yeah?
Gav: ...and generated 19 and a half hours of footage.
Dan: I think I'm gonna be sick. That's disgraceful!
Gav: Almost a day of footage.
Dan: That's vile!

Gav: [Dan can't get in a climb-in balloon] Don't most people put it over their heads?
Dan: No! They have their heads out of it! That's the ONE THING they have out of it, you moron!

Dan: That's awesome.
Gav: That's really good. I approve. Hey, well done, us!

Gav: [Gav shot ink at Dan but it rebounded] I got ink in my eye...
Dan: [laughing] You got it in your hair and your eye! Oh man... oh, that's horrible!
Gav: I didn't know your bloody neck was such a bouncy surface! It came right back at me!

Gav: Make sure you hit the button, because if we have to do this again, I will go mental!

Gav: It's Turquoise, isn't it?
Dan: It's baby... baby blue.
Gav: Baby blue? Twitter bird blue.
Dan: It IS Twitter bird blue!
Gav: Shhhh-pop! That's me doing the twitter noise.
Dan: Oh! Good impression.

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