Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

A couple of Pure Taboo scenes combine for a solid DVD from Adult Time.

Two bona fide MILFs unite for this entertaining if facile title vignette of a neighborhood busybody who gets her comeuppance. The fact that being forced by the great Natasha Nice to have lesbian sex with her is Lauren Phillips' punishment for sticking her nose in other people's business is only logical in a porn context.

Lauren stops in to Nice's home to tell her neighbor that she's seen many young women sneaking out of her house at various times, evidence that Natasha's husband must be cheating. Au contraire, Nice informs her - she's a lesbian and those are her girlfriends. Lauren's naturally embarrassed at having jumped to the wrong conclusion, but Nice is determined to extract her pound of flesh (pun intended) and uses sexual blackmail regarding Lauren's many transgressions she's observed. "I'm straight!", protests Lauren, and after the viewer stops laughing he/she gets to watch the two of them hump away on the couch, Lauren immediately stepping out of character. It's a fun scene, just low (very, very low) on credibility.

Dee Williams predictably dominates "We Mustn't Upset Him" with little Lulu Chu, which also benefits from a predictable but satisfying attempt at a "surprise" ending.

Lulu comes to live with Dee after the death of the kid's mother -Dee having been an old family friend. Dee's husband is away, but Williams gives the youngster an effusive greeting and everything seems to be nurturing for Lulu's future. The setting is the "Immoral Proposal" mansion, so familiar from hundreds of porn shoots.

Title is emphasized, as Dee gets angry whenever her new house guest violates any of the house rules, like getting home late, and blames it on her stern husband as per the scene's title (and she's often on the phone consulting with him). Result is punishment for Chu, in the form of spankings, which in the porn universe naturally lead to intimacy and heavy-duty lesbian sex.