Shark Exorcist

With a name like Shark Exorcist I had to give this movie a watch.I wasn't expecting much & I got absolutely nothing at all.It's like somebody got their friends together, decided to make a movie using a home video camera but had a slightly bigger budget than a high school student.This movie was HORRIBLE.After 10-15 minutes I knew I probably, maybe should've turned it off but I wanted to test myself & see if I could make it to the end.I don't know if I did it because I wanted to see how it ended or I wanted to torture myself & watching Shark Exorcist from start to finish without falling asleep was pure torture.If I knew somebody who absolutely **LOVED** BAD movies, I wouldn't even recommend they go see it.Why put someone else what I just went through because I decided to torture myself? I looked up the director on IMDb & was expecting that this was his 1st time directing.I was really shocked that he's directed 28 movies since 1987.I wouldn't go searching for any of his other movies but if I came across them, I'd give them a look.That should tell you how much I LOVE BAD movies.The nicest thing I can say about Shark Exorcist is that the best thing about it was the movie poster.It was pretty awesome.Shark Exorcist will go down in history as 1 of the worst movies I've ever seen

Nonsensical plot. Terrible sound design. Characters that come and go as they please. This movie is an absolute travesty. This are no redeeming qualities to this film.

The movie starts with a nun who kills someone and then calls satan to use them as her revenge. Then it cuts to a year later and a shark attacks some girls. One of them becomes a shark and then the director gets bored and starts making an entirely different film.

I think that I actually entered hell whilst watching this movie. There is so much wasted time on scenes that don't make any sense. The end of the main plot (shark posesses girl) happens 20 minutes before the end of the film. In the final 20 minutes, you will be sent to the chaos realm where nothing matters and you wish for death. Three seperate sets of new characters are introduced at this point. You were thinking that you would get a conclusion to the story? Well joke's on you: time for more screwing around.

There is not enough alcohol in the known universe to be able to get you through this movie.

Don't watch it. Not even as a gag.

Wild Eye Releasing is probably the Dingo Pictures of Live-Action Movies, because after making terrible after terrible movie, somehow they managed to keep lowering the bar, to the point that their movies are a disgrace to indie filmaking.

After watching The Amazing Bulk, I never thought that something will top it as the worst movie ever, but somehow this piece of sh*t, manages to beat The Amazing Bulk in every single level of awful, to the point that is impossible that someone made a movie this bad.

Every word I can describe Shark Excorcist is negative: There is basically no story, he dialogue is dumb, the movie doesn't have a structure, some scenes don't add anything, the acting is terrible, the camera work is beyond unprofessional, the sound work is awful, the soundtrack is sh*t, there are basically no characters, the CGI is atrocious, the editing is bad, EVERYTHING IS SO DAMN WRONG.

There's nothing good to save about this movie, it's not even one of those movies that are so bad they're good, this one is so bad that is just BAD.

This one of those that I will give a 0/10, because it isn't a movie, but since IMDb doesn't have a 0 rating, there you go 1/10.

Worst Movie I have seen so far.

This film is like a ghastly tumour that surprises you on the bog, only to suddenly start speaking to you incoherently. Would not recommend.

SHARK EXORCIST is another bandwagon-jumping monster flick. It seems B-movie film-makers these days have realised that anything involving a shark sells well, so you get films about robot sharks, giant sharks, ghost sharks, you name it. The premise for this one is quite literally JAWS meets THE EXORCIST, but if you're looking for a genuine B-movie then you've come to the wrong place.

This is a homemade movie, and the most expensive thing about the film is the camera - this admittedly looks great in high definition. It's unfortunate, then, that's there's no real film or story here, just a bunch of scenes involving young women wandering around in bikinis and showing off their tanned bodies. The action plot incidents that make up the story occupy about five minutes of screen time tops and the rest is just padding.

There's no nudity or gore, so this really does fail as an exploitation movie. The shark scenes involve just a few snippets of CGI which is neither here nor there. Unsurprisingly the acting from the young female cast is dreadful and quite embarrassing for the viewer to sit through. The nadir of the film is when the characters attend a fairground and wander around for ten minutes doing nothing. And once the credits roll you get not one but two tacked-on scenes of more aimless wandering just to pad out the running time. SHARK EXORCIST is a film that makes SHARKNADO look like CITIZEN KANE.