Kamikaze

Imagine the brothers Grimsby. You then remove the slapstick humour and replace it with alleged humour. There's no million dollar sets or crew..... its actually a cheap camera and one bloke with a fag in his mouth. You mix in the Welsh chav from Newport(proper welsh wales)and his love for his possibly polish girlfriend. In many ways this film faithfully recreates a night out in Newport except there's more lager in the real one. The cast seems to be made up of professional bouncers and their mates. As a result they manage some OK to good fights (they actually do this bit fairly well). There's more Newport in case you forgot what it's like. While it's not the best film but OK for ironing in front of the telly. I also enjoyed hearing a lot of welsh accents. Given a five for a good effort.

Right from the start the characters exhibit as much emotion as a cardboard box. the fight scene at the beginning was choreographed by Donald Duck and it doesn't get any better. The only reason I watched it and continued to watch it was for the beautiful scenery of Newport. I don't have much else to say about this movie, I expect its not easy putting a movie together but this seemed to lack a lot of things maybe it was the directors day off, I mean how many MI6 agents do you see driving an old Renault Megane Convertible.

And you have to love the exotic Newport accent...lol. But on a serious note AVOID this movie like the plague, bad accents, bad scenery, bad acting, terrible props, fighting scenes reminiscent of the old John Wayne cowboy fight scenes, the one in the back of the car is a classic. If you persevere with this movie then you will have a good laugh although it will have been unintentional

GOOD LUCK

You can clearly see the effort put into the choreography, the humour and grass roots approach to film making.

This groups of mates got off their arses and made a movie! I wondered how these guys grew and developed so looked them up.

One is now a top level choreographer and has won a Taurus Award! Others are stunts on some massive films.

IMDb is an unfortunate congregation for "have-a-go" film critics who have little comprehension of what makes a great film. So this film is getting a tough time. But if you can look at what these guys have created, there is more story, depth and motivation in these action scenes than the majority of modern action movies.

On that basis alone, it's worth watching.