Ryan's World the Movie: Titan Universe Adventure

Just let him live his goddamn life. He's almost like a slave to you guys. This movie makes any Barney movie look like Fine arts. I mean, come on. I heard they're trying to enslave his twin sisters with a new project called EK world like nobody's gonna watch that because everyone knows that you're just trying to get cash. Also, if you're seeing this, Ryan, please call out for help because this situation is just getting worse. Now it's time for the roast of the day. This is basically the emoji movie all over again, but even worse. It flopped so much because Ryan's parents knew he did not want to do this.

This film is one of the worst cash grabs ever made, and promotes the exploitation of child stars on YouTube. The characters are complete jerks who barely learn anything, animation that is passable but poorly lip-synced, and the most generic story a kids film could ever have, that doesn't deliver anything new and fits a 5 minute cartoon more than a feature film. It is filled to the brim with product placement, acting that feels extremely forced and souless, jokes that either make no sense or are used as filler, and the film itself isn't even faithful enough to the Ryan's World franchise itself, feeling more like a reboot than an adaption. This is among the worst kids movies of the past decade, along the lines of Norm of the North, The Emoji Movie and Cool Cat Saves the Kids.

Watched this movie with my children. I've never seen such horrible animation, with poor voice acting. It just uses Ryan to lure the kids in to watch 90 minutes of total mediocrity. When the trailer first released I thought it would've had a somewhat of a decent storyline. But it just takes basic plots from other notable films. This movie is just a waste of $60. The only reason this movie is known is because of the exploitation of Ryan's young audience. Because of how easily the mind of a child could be manipulated. To simplify everything I just said this movie is just a easy cash grab that took no effort.

This flim is generic, and fails to teach or even be entertaining. The box office proves the point straight up, 600,000 vs 10 million budget. That is historically low, and completely bombed. To be honest, I'm so glad no marketing happened for this movie, because it's would have been more of a bomb. Child exploitation definitely is here too since Ryan isn't enjoying this at all. For the love of God, please let this kid retire and enjoy his life! These parents are so harmful in the head that once he turns 18, he's gonna be screwed and probably be lonely into his 20s. Anyways, this film is cheap and no effort was put in. Goodbye.

At least Barney shows had a plot with a climax and an ending....this is just product placement cash grab visual fodder. If I had to pick one thing I like about the entire Ryan franchise it's the dad. He's at least funny in a way that he is naturally. He clearly doesn't try to do what he knows he can not. The mom is the antagonist in this tragedy of a movie. She is clearly the one responsible for this trash heap. I just feel bad for the children. Ryan is way passed the point of his peak popularity. And he is just too awkward to be likable at this point. When he was younger it was cute. Now it's just pathetic. When those three kids are older, yes, they will be financially secure (hopefully) but I just hope they don't act like Corey Feldog and make a career out of pan handling and dangling their former stardom out there like a worm on a hook soaking in a glass of water.