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This movie was so bad it actually started to annoy me. I've never felt the need to review a movie but this movie was absolutely horrendous.

The movie plot makes no sense, all the shots throughout the film looked so random and ive seen better animation quality in projects produced 10 to 15 years ago.

I was actually shocked that they were able to produce three movies from this monstrosity. The characters are bland, show no sense of development and some are just straight up annoying (if that wolf had complained one more time in that movie i would have exploded).

In conclusion, two hours of my life not only wasted but ruined beyond words. I hope i will recover from this.

The story of the movie is pretty simple and not very interesting. There are moments that feel silly or even a bit embarrassing, but I have to admit there were also a few scenes that made me laugh. Overall, it's not something you'd get excited to talk about afterward.

What bothered me the most is how overstimulating it is for kids: very bright colors, loud music playing over the characters' lines, and a camera that moves too quickly, especially side to side. I get that they're trying to grab kids' attention, but it's just too much.

For children between 3 and 9 years old, this kind of cartoon might actually be tiring or stressful. It feels chaotic, almost overwhelming. I'm not a specialist, but I feel like shows like this might do more harm than good when it comes to attention or helping kids stay calm.

I don't know how it happened, but I watched all three installments of this franchise when each movie came out in theatres. I hated the first two films and I don't know why I even decided to give this one a chance. Becauss it's probably the worst one yet.

First of all, the animation quality did not progress one bit. It was extremely outdated 6 years ago in the first movie and it looks even more outdated now. The story is repetitive (basically the same plot as in the first two films, but on a larger scope), boring, predictable, unimaginative and full of plot holes. There is no "Big Trip", as the sense of journey in this film is simply terrible. All locations look very bland and travel segments make no sense. It looks like the planet that this movie takes place in is very small, as you can easily walk across entire continents and constantly stumble upon plot-relevant characters pretty much as soon as you get to the region. Imagine just instantly stumbling upon a specific pair of kangaroos that the characters were supposed to look for across all of Australia. This movie does this at least 4 times, but with different poorly made regions and animals. It is so underwhelming... And yes, the jokes are still not funny and the characters remain bland and shallow.

Anyway, don't bother with this movie. Even if you liked the first two.

Sure! Here's a humorous and overly dramatic "best movie of all time" style review of The Big Trip 3:

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"The Big Trip 3" - A Triumph of Animation, Emotion, and Animal Antics

In a world bursting with sequels, The Big Trip 3 doesn't just stand out-it roars, howls, and trumpets its way to cinematic immortality. Move over Citizen Kane, take a seat The Godfather, because this animated animal road trip saga has evolved into the greatest film of all time.

From the moment our ragtag team of talking animals set out on their latest globe-trotting escapade, I was hooked-laughing, crying, and questioning the very nature of existence. The animation? A kaleidoscope of wonder. The voice acting? Shakespearean. The plot? As if Tolstoy rewrote Madagascar while bingeing espresso.

Our beloved bear, Mic-Mic, once again proves that a grizzly can have the heart of a poet and the courage of a lion, while Oscar the hare brings high-speed hilarity and enough emotional depth to make Pixar weep. New characters dazzle. Old ones return like heroes from myth. Every frame is a painting. Every joke lands like a perfectly timed symphony of slapstick brilliance.

If you thought the first two Big Trip films were masterpieces, The Big Trip 3 is the Sistine Chapel-if Michelangelo had painted it with digital fur and talking wombats.

In conclusion, The Big Trip 3 isn't just a movie-it's a spiritual journey. It's a cultural event. It's the Citizen Kane of animated animal buddy road trip trilogies. And I, for one, welcome our new bear and bunny overlords.

Rating: 11/10. A must-watch before you die. Maybe even why you die.

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Want a more serious review too, or should I write one in another style (like sarcastic, academic, or action-movie trailer voice)?

It was so awful, it made me write my first IMDb review. And I swore I'd never go to the cinema again without checking reviews first. I went in expecting at least some fun, but what I got was a painfully unfunny, awkward mess. No kid and no adult in the theater laughed-not even once. The jokes fell completely flat, the plot was nonsensical, and the pacing dragged unbearably. I kept hoping it would get better, but it never did. I regret every cent I spent on this movie and, more importantly, the time I wasted watching it. Easily one of the worst cinema experiences I've ever had.

The big disappointment.