John Cena and Awkwafina in Jackpot - Loteria Mortal! (2024)

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Jackpot - Loteria Mortal!

Katie: You want to split a hotdog?
Noel: Ooh, lengthways or widthways?
Katie: What?
Noel: I might have a concussion.
Katie: [patting him on the shoulder] It's always hard to tell with you.

Louis Lewis: [to Noel] You look like Wreck-It Ralph after a 14-hour cocaine bender.

Katie: I know you're some sort of kung fu bodybuilder that cares about the tongues of people he beats up.
Noel: I mean... that feels rude, but... not inaccurate.

Noel: Once, there were four baby turtles who were thrown into a sewer and covered in radioactive ooze. And what did they do? Did they spend their whole lives not trusting people? No. No. They spent their lives protecting New Yorkers and eating pizza. So...
Katie: So, so...
Noel: You... you gotta find your inner Turtle power.
Katie: Can I be Michelangelo?
Noel: [nodding] No. I'm always Michelangelo.

Katie: I do trust you, Noel. For some weird reason, I-I do. I think it's because you look like a bulldog that, like, a witch cast a spell on... and turned into a human, like, against his will. You ever get that?
Noel: Yes.

Katie: Why would NASA need a marine biologist?

Opening Text: The California Grand Lottery © started during the Great Depression of 2026. The New Government was desperate for money and so was the public. It was simple. Kill the winner before sundown and legally take their jackpot. The only rule? No guns. No Bullets Some people call it dystopian. But those people are no fun. LOS ANGELES 2030

Johnny Grand: All right, so what are you going to do now that you're a billionaire, Miss Kim?
Katie: I'm gonna get the fuck out of Los Angeles.

Noel: [to Louis] After this, there's an oboe going right up your ass.

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