- Iris: You're right. I do know you. I know everything about you. I know you take almond milk in your coffee. I know you like your bedsheets untucked. I know your favorite hobbies are bar trivia, video games, and prattling on endlessly about everything the universe owes you. I know that you always need to be in control. I know that you have a below average sized penis. And I know that you think that having a few million dollars will disguise the fact that you are just a sad, bitter, weak human being.
- Iris: There were two times I felt truly happy. First, the day I met Josh; second, the day I killed him.
- Iris: That's not going to work on me anymore, Josh. I'm free. And all it took was a bullet to the head.
- [first lines]
- Iris: Most of the time it's like... I don't know. It's like there's this thick black cloud covering everything. Like we see the world, but we don't really see the world, you know. We're all just stumbling around directionless. No sense of meaning, no sense of purpose.
- Iris: Josh took your love. He weaponized it, so you'd do the things that he's too afraid to do himself.
- Deputy Hendrix: Evening, ma'am.
- Iris: [In German] Good evening!
- Deputy Hendrix: Uh...
- Iris: [In German] What a beautiful evening it is. Do you agree?
- Deputy Hendrix: What is that you're speaking there? German?
- Iris: [In German] Yes, german
- Deputy Hendrix: Okay, let's see, uh... Sprechen... Spre.. Sprechen? Sprechen de English?
- Iris: [In German] Yes, I speak English, but my language setting is currently set to German because I can't lie.
- Deputy Hendrix: So that's a big, fat no then. Um... Oh, shit. Just my luck. Um... I am Deputy Hendrix. Hendrix. What is your name?
- Iris: Iris.
- Deputy Hendrix: Iris. Where... are you coming from?
- Iris: [In German] My boyfriend and I were staying at a lake house down the way.
- Deputy Hendrix: Wait. House? House over there? Oh, you're.. You're not.. You're not talking about Sergey's place?
- Iris: [In German] Yes, Sergey.
- Deputy Hendrix: Goddamn. I should have known that Russki was mixed up in some weird shit like this. How is old Sergey by the way?
- Iris: [In German] He's dead. I stabbed him in the neck with a pocket knife.
- Iris: It doesn't sound cheesy at all.
- [shakes her head]
- Iris: I get it... It's like there is this piece of you that you didn't even know was broken, and then... suddenly, it's fixed. And you- you're staring at this stranger, this person that you've never met before... and you know that for the rest of your life...
- Iris: [robotic monotone] To establish love link, please place your face within three feet of my field of vision.