- Ivy: What's the idea? And it better be good
- Rocco: Okay... "The Amityville"
- Ivy: The Amityville? Haven't they made like a hundred movies already?
- Rocco: Nah nah this one's different. It's based on a true story. So this therapist, he's been screwing everyone's wives then eating them. The thing is though, they never found him, and on thanksgiving weekend, which is next week
- Ivy: Okay interesting, so it's a horror movie?
- Rocco: Yes horror, it's within my blood. We could call it... we could call it: "The Amityville Cannibal Thanksgiving"
- Ivy: Oh, I like it
- Bram: Don't you dare touch me! Who do you think you are? You're just a dumb turkey gimp! That's all you are and that's all you ever will be!