- Kathy: I would think that the lucky few who have jobs would be bending over with gratitude. Are you bending Drew?
- Hugo: My name is Hugo.
- Officer W.G.A.S.: What the hell are you doing here?
- Hugo: I was just inside having my normal vanilla nut latte skinny girl edition, and I saw this beast manhandling my little Teddy.
- Officer W.G.A.S.: Are you this little boy's father?
- Hugo: No, he used to be my lover. He was amazing. He'd get in places you'd never...
- Rubisio: Heidi, my Queen. You have always been the quiet one in the group. I suggest you keep quiet, or I'mma throw your ass out of this castle and into the urine-filled streets.